Recent content by Hellenion

Says the 19-year-old. These riots piss me off not because of the whole destruction schtick but because they weren't actually about anything. It wasn't a protest against the government, it wasn't the poor against the rich. It was a bunch of oppurtunist thugs causing anarchy for the sake of...

The Time Travel in itself causes a paradox. For this I will use Bob A and Bob B. Bob A is from the past; Bob B from the future. So Bob A gets the money, and then life pans out into a catastrophe and he becomes Bob B. Then, somehow, he travels back in time to meet Bob A and tells him not to...

Let's see... A tribalising, mind-numbing excercise in which twenty-two of the world's most idiotic millionaires kick an air-filled leather sphere into a rope net or try to stop other millionaires from kicking an air-filled leather sphere into a rope net. Can you sense my excitement? One...

I wouldn't say that female armpit hair in England is a taboo, but I do agree with you about the nature of the fashion industry and its unfair monopoly on female appearance and habits. I am vehemently against the idealisation of the female form in these many advert campaigns and I think your...

"Hell" (As in, "the deepest pits of Hell") "en" (as in "mEN from Hell"), "ee" (as in, "whoopEE, I'm in Hell") and then "on" (as in "when do i get my pensiON".

Oh; just remembered :) We had this building yard theing where they'd stripped up a load of tarmac to put in some Astroturf and by June it was a big mudpile. Because June is sunny, everyone also started to play football near the field. The ball went over the fence quite frequently, although...

One of our RE teachers got really deppressed after a divorce and started grooming one of her pupils. She gave him a tattoo with her initials. She got sent down. Two of our pupils planned to blow up the school on the Anniversary of Columbine. They got causght with bomb making kits...

Depends upon what you're talking about. In my opinion Disney has four distinct faces - The old cartoons, new cartoons, pixar and film. In my opinion, Pixar are just masters. They slave away over their effects while still making a stroy which is interesting enough for adults but also...

It started out with slow nonsense, gave some dull characters a 5 minute warning, went absolutely bonkers, brought in a random character, copied the matrix and then kicked all four previous series in the privates. On the Matty issue, I think you've just gotta trust Moffat. I mean, face it -...

I assume you understand about the Hubble Telescope? Because the speed of light isn't that efficient over the vastness of space, the further we look into space the further we actually look into the past as the light starts to arrive from that time. We can clearly see from some of these images...

"I have waited many years to tell you, this, and this is in fact one of the most important things you will ever need to know. It is... "GAK""

I'm from the UK. I usually assume everyone's from the US unless I find any evidence otherwise.

Mercedes released a car in France called the M.R.2. Of course, in french ponounciation it's (ém - air- deux) which roughly means "is shit." (est merde.)

The only British one I've seen so far, and a brilliant concept with a less polished but all the same witty execution. Lots of potential for future episodes. It's got my vote.

Not my bloody cathedral! Funny in places but I can't see much future potential.