Recent content by HyperCubed4

They're absolutely useless. I'm so used to getting them randomly now, I can actually PICTURE playing a Wii game with achievements/trophies. It's sickening. I loathe them. They do absolutely nothing. I'm playing Skyward Sword right now and I can just imagine scenarios where a message would pop...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/tman987/oFDki.png I thought it was funny. Although, Episode 3 would kind of ruin this picture... assuming they release it this decade.

Well, while this may not be relevant, I don't enjoy how wrestling fans are treated. If I tell people I play video games, I get very little responses about it being childish and how I'll be a virgin forever. I don't know how people react to someone reading comic books, but the vast majority of...

If I didn't say it already, I'd also add Costume Quest to my list. Words cannot express what a waste of fucking money this game was. I know it was PROBABLY aimed towards kids, so this is the LAST time I'm basing my purchases on reviews. "Hey," HyperCubed thought. "This game got really good...

Just Cause 2. What I was expecting: "OMG THIS GAME IS AMAZING! THE WORLD IS HUGE AND I CAN HOOK PEOPLE ONTO PLANES LMFAO!" What I got: "Hey guys, let's have the worst voice acting ever put into a massive world with barely anything to kill and a shop system that's absolutely terrible."

DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM FOR HAVING OPINIONS! We shall grab the torches and pitchforks, and meet him outside his house at dusk. But I digress. I'm like your friend. I had never seen Fight Club, I STILL haven't seen Pulp Fiction, I haven't watched any of the Rocky movies all the way through, nor...

Scenario: Religion class, Grade 9. Teacher: *in the middle of a discussion about Hitler* Student: "Excuse me, but what are we talking about?" Teacher: "We were talking about Hitler." Student: "Who's Hitler?" I then proceeded laughing to myself for the rest of the class. Lucky the...

Oh my god, how could I forget? Just Cause 2. Holy fuck giraffes, that game was terrible. Sure, it has an extremely big sandbox world, but honestly. HORRENDOUS voice acting, boring gameplay, the idiotic "HAY U CAN HOOK SOMEONE TO A PLANE LMFAO" gimmick, shitty story, everything. Honestly, I...

I don't know if this is going to sound stupid, but I thought Half-Life 2 was pretty long. I played that game for HOURS every day before finally beating it after a week or two. Not like, 2 or 3 hours. Maybe 5 to 6. I guess GTA IV was pretty long, too. Mind you, I did a lot of dicking around...

He beat Wario in Wario's Woods. That's good enough, right?

I had to go to the ER once because my left testicle was in extreme pain. I had testicular problems before, but it was a dull pain; my ER experience involved a very sharp pain. And I mean sharp. As in, I couldn't urinate, defecate and I was vomiting a lot, in addition to feeling really light...

I'm surprised people actually PLAY the 360 version. The PS3 is the WORST version and yet, there's at least 5 times more people playing that version than the 360 version. In any case, I chose TF2 because... well, if you have a team full of Spies who knows what they're doing and you don't have a...

Yes, you're right. That's exactly what I said. You hit it right on the dot. Raping one child is perfectly okay. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say that you're not a complete idiot and you're trying to be funny, despite the fact that you want to touch my future daughter in the ass (you...

Oh wow, I missed that. I thought he only raped the one. Well, I'd say crucify him first THEN decapitate him. He would die slowly and painfully, then they could cut off his head and display it to everyone as a symbol of justice. Well, their version of justice, anyway. Maybe I'm being a bit too...

No offense, but do you know what you're talking about anymore?