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The only time I've ever seen someone get told to watch their language by a law enforcement figure was when a drunk bogan was trying to fight a police officer on a street corner. They don't usually enforce those laws or almost everyone would have copped a fine at some stage.

All I can say is...I may have seen you before because I often frequent those exact stores in those exact locations. Also that Ian guy is really friendly, the other games store is called GAME and no matter how many times I try I seem completely unable to find Good Games in the city. :/ This...

As the question asks "Which is better" and not "Which is most necessary for an individual humans survival" I guess it really depends on the quality of the food or sex. If we are talking a choice between 10/10 of either I'd definitely take the sex. I'm probably not the best person to ask though...

I live in Melbourne! It's pretty good but the public transport is absolutely terrible most of the time. We use the metric system (thats an important one) The animals are not actually that bad as long as you leave them alone, at least not nearly as bad as the bogans. Do not drink VB...

Once a lady asked me-"Do you think this book will have sex in it?" (The book was called 'Sex and the Single Vampire') I said- "I believe it does have quite a bit of sex in it." Her reply- "So...would it be suitable for my 9 and a half year old daughter?"

Good or Evil? But I'm chaotic neutral! Usually I play as good, though I guess it depends on the game as well. But sometimes the evil choice is just too amusing.

Haha! My name means the same thing (as it is just the feminine version of Michael) and I wholeheartedly concur. :P However my version has the foresight to incorporate the word "hell" in the middle. Don't make me smite you!

I'm also Australian and would be amused by a game where Australians attempt world domination etc. I mean "chuck another shrimp on the barbie!" is clearly code for something and there could be propaganda posters saying something along the lines of "Join a little ripper of a world crusade! Where...

I also like those pink nudibranch-like guys from Mass Effect. Hanar I think they are called. I'd spend all day poking them! Jelly jelly jelly! :D Not bad-ass at all really, just kind of awesome.

I'd make everyone live in Harmony,Harmony Oh love! Always...

Hahaha! I had that! Wasn't that bad.

GLaDOS. Because her cake was great, so delicious and moist. I also enjoy knowing that she's in in for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

Also Barcraft. Your Fosters (brew) is under attack!

Bunyip Croc Hunter Tri. Also if Tony Abbott wins the election we will get to live the plot of Assassins Creed 2. We will all be taking a trip back to the 15th Century to be ruled by corrupt religious figures, sans the need for an animus :P

Protoss because you can use the name in many a euphemism or dirty joke, and thats the basis for all my decisions in life. Also great pick up line- "Why hello! I'm actually the overlord of all the pro-toss, if you know what I mean" ;)