You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?
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But isn't the cake a lie?Ldude893 said:People of Earth, I am your new leader. You will all bow to my command and feel the extent of my glory. But first:
CAKE FOR EVERYONE.
OT: I declare that all kids without a deep enough voice with a microphone, be SMOTE! and have all their families SMOTE for buying him that microphone! I will do the world good!
Everybody! Carry on doing whatever it is you were doing!
Then all I have to do is:
Then all I have to do is:
El Poncho said:
1) Mandatory physical fitness program for all citizens. Lame, crippled, lazy, fat, or physically deformed are to be executed. Physical fitness examinations to be taken every year.
2) Education must be high priority. Mental evaluations to be conducted on a semi-annual basis. Those who pass are given a "Procreation Card" and permitted to spread their genetics after 18 years of age. Those who fail are separated from the populace, sterilized and given decent wages for undesirable occupations such as plumber or sanitation engineer.
3) Disease must be eradicated through vaccine or exposure followed by extensive treatment. Incurable or terminal disease carriers are separated to an isolated island or... continent... (ahem, Australia; Hey... it's big enough and out of the way enough that's all, I DO like Aussies). At this mass facility disease will be constantly under study and surveillance. Any cases deemed "Officially Incurable" are to be incinerated to halt potential spread.
4) A military force must be maintained. Elite training required for ALL military personnel. No longer will there be a dividing line in physical requirements based upon military branch. Specific training will be continued to a degree though; Army doesn't really need to know how to moor an Aircraft Carrier, and Sailors don't really need training in digging fox holes or setting up land-based perimeters. Constant training and progressive improvement even in times of peace to act as a deterrent for malicious action or unrest, not as a peace-keeping force. THE MILITARY IS NOT A POLICE FORCE! Civilian police will be trained for that purpose.
So, in my world we have health covered, both mentally and physically, mandatory education and a powerful fighting force if need be.
All that's left is money, food for all the mouths and clean living conditions... Hmmm, difficult...
I quit.
2) Education must be high priority. Mental evaluations to be conducted on a semi-annual basis. Those who pass are given a "Procreation Card" and permitted to spread their genetics after 18 years of age. Those who fail are separated from the populace, sterilized and given decent wages for undesirable occupations such as plumber or sanitation engineer.
3) Disease must be eradicated through vaccine or exposure followed by extensive treatment. Incurable or terminal disease carriers are separated to an isolated island or... continent... (ahem, Australia; Hey... it's big enough and out of the way enough that's all, I DO like Aussies). At this mass facility disease will be constantly under study and surveillance. Any cases deemed "Officially Incurable" are to be incinerated to halt potential spread.
4) A military force must be maintained. Elite training required for ALL military personnel. No longer will there be a dividing line in physical requirements based upon military branch. Specific training will be continued to a degree though; Army doesn't really need to know how to moor an Aircraft Carrier, and Sailors don't really need training in digging fox holes or setting up land-based perimeters. Constant training and progressive improvement even in times of peace to act as a deterrent for malicious action or unrest, not as a peace-keeping force. THE MILITARY IS NOT A POLICE FORCE! Civilian police will be trained for that purpose.
So, in my world we have health covered, both mentally and physically, mandatory education and a powerful fighting force if need be.
All that's left is money, food for all the mouths and clean living conditions... Hmmm, difficult...
I quit.
I'd put a ban on safety labels. On everything. That way, the stupidity problem that's slowly engulfing the world would solve itself.
This just in: coffee is generally HOT, sawblades tend to be SHARP, and you're not supposed to put body parts into electrical outlets, unless you're secretly a lamp or xbox.
This just in: coffee is generally HOT, sawblades tend to be SHARP, and you're not supposed to put body parts into electrical outlets, unless you're secretly a lamp or xbox.
Whao, I didn't know Hitler was still alive...and living in the US.DarkJester said:
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
Cookies for the smart people who get the reference.
OT: Give everyone their own robot.
...Possibly a Rock-'em Sock-'em one.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
Cookies for the smart people who get the reference.
OT: Give everyone their own robot.
...Possibly a Rock-'em Sock-'em one.
I would read the History of Warhammer 40K, specifically The Imperium. I would then announce to the world that I, THE EMPRAH OF MANKIND am here to lead you all into Conquering the Stars. We will Purge The Xenos [sub]Once we find them[/sub] Burn the Heretic [sub]Once The Imperial Truth is founded[/sub] and Kill the Mutant [sub]Once we have the first case of someone getting a Mutation[/sub] Then, I'd make sure that all my Soon to be Primarchs do NOT have issues with me, so as not to rebel then BAM! Universal Dominion.
My first degree is to create The Technology necessary for all that.
My first degree is to create The Technology necessary for all that.
Id pull a WH40K, decree that anyone and everyone who does not strictly follow the new set of rules that will be emplaced will be summery executed for heresy by a Commanding officer of my new army, then id order said new army to rid the world of the KKK, femenists (because we all know that there just given women a bad name) and Africa......
Then incase everything goes far enuf south involving me getting assassinated id have a special walkin, talkin robot-like sarcophogausee made for myself so my mangled/ messed up remains can be plopped inside of it and i can continue rulling with an iron fist!
Then incase everything goes far enuf south involving me getting assassinated id have a special walkin, talkin robot-like sarcophogausee made for myself so my mangled/ messed up remains can be plopped inside of it and i can continue rulling with an iron fist!