You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[Teh Ty]

As stated before, start a harem, get myself set up for life, and then step down from the position.

 

[Tazz Azreal]

lol damn i was ninjad, o well, dude could i be one of your first Adeptus Astartes(Space Marine)?

 

[Maj.JakeVitaminwater]

FREE HONEY FOR EVERYONE! YAY! Mayor Bee! Mayor Bee! Mayor Bee! OW! I just done stung myself, bye world.

 

[Skorpyo]

Everyone gets the question:
Cake or death?

Ah yes...


OT: I would declare space exploration a top priority. I'm sick of waiting for a moon base.

 

[_Cake_]

1. Our space program is our number one priority and Carl Sagan-isum is our official religion.
2. A system of mail tubes will be put in place like The Fifth Element.

sorry I had 2.

 

[Tourette]

I would ban mullets. In fact, when people commit a misdemeanor crime, they would be forced to have a mullet haircut for a certain period ot time.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Unless it is dangerous for your health (like in the artic or something), it will be illegal for person's of a certain gender to wear clothing...

 

[Redratson]

People of Earth, I am your new leader. You will all bow to my command and feel the extent of my glory. But first:

CAKE FOR EVERYONE.

If that is the case

My decree as emperor is that you can no longer lie about cake!

 

[Berserker119]

Down with Apple! Including the iPod and iPhone.

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NOOOOOOOOOO. I wouldn't be able to live. So, as MY first decree, down with Microsoft. I can live without an Xbox. Not without a functioning computer and music device.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I would hire an elite penguin army to defend my people.

 

[The Righteous One]

Immediately enforcement of all human right for all people. People who debate that edict will be immediately transported to reeducation clinics.

 

[Jafe_45]

No stealing cars... because it's rude... and lame.

 

[LordMoose]

When I'm made Emperor, All Female Officers must wear....


Tiny Miniskirts!

 

[superbatranger]

As Supreme Emperor of Planet Earth, my first decree shall be that everyone will shut the fuck up and get along with each other. Anyone who does not follow this decree shall spend a week locked in a room with 50 rabid squirrels.

 

[IcyEvils]

To forbid the children of the world from being taught religion by their parents.

They shall all be taken to special child camps, and raised to believe in things like self-respect, respect of others, honesty, integrity, decency, generosity, cooperation, etc.

Afterward, they shall be returned to their parents, who can them attempt to teach them in whatever religion they desire.

Seriously dude? It is fine the way it is- the opposite of what you wrote. Catholics (or any religious people) are raised, learn all the morals and everything else and it gives them an advantage over people who's parents didn't raise them with a religion. Religious people are seen as more caring, friendly and 'family-oriented'. I do not believe in any religion, but I don't announce this publicly (irony); I still get all the job and educational benefits of being catholic.

Me.. stop the destruction of the AmazonrRainforest/natural reserves/save endangered animal species. Once they're gone, people, they ain't coming back.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

I'd send all the stupid people away on a rocket and tell them "We'll be right behind you."