Recent content by imp_spittle

I consider it a vital nutrient.

A friend wanted to move out of state and needed a significant amount of money to move. Thus far, I have yet to see a single penny back of what I loaned him. I'm never loaning anyone money again. Go to a fucking bank if you need to borrow money.

It involved a lot of drunken nuns, gasoline, yodelers imported from Switzerland, and maybe a couple tubs of green jello. And a bus driving over a cliff.

From what I have observed, the truly obsessive types hold everything Japanese up on a pedestal before all else, Japan as the idol and the path to everything good and pure in the world, and anime is the shining beacon leading them, the chosen ones, to the promised land. Most people that like...

Sorry, can't resist.

I grew up with the original Star Trek on beaten-up VHS and reruns; I am quite familiar with what happens when the redshirt beams down with the captain (adios, Ensign Ricky). My point has more to do with real-world tendencies of sharks rather than trends regarding stock characters in a TV show...

Personally, I'd go for the yellow or red ones. Higher visibility to your fellow divers. I've also read that sharks tend to go after darker colors, so perhaps red isn't exactly sharkbait (I'm no expert on sharks, so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong).

Considering the weather of the past couple days, I'd teleport to someplace warm. While is said warm place, I would allow my brain to shake loose some icicles and consider where to go next.

First thing I thought of after watching ZP one day. Love those imps and their gross blobs of spittle.

Well, there are different varieties of snow; what kind you wind up with is dependent on certain factors. One kind is that wet shit that sticks to everything. You try to handle it, and it soaks your gloves and freezes your hands. Then there's the powdery stuff that comes down for hours. Looks...

I've been having strange muscle tics lately. My spine is also crooked, on its way to resembling a slinky.

Some of us grew out of jizzing ourselves years ago, but if you or anyone in this thread are at that stage in life, I will not look down on you for having this problem. It's completely natural, and nothing to be ashamed of. I always saw it as a turning point in a young man's life, when he took...

Judging from what I've heard from people who actually teach and not hearsay, they aren't paid nearly enough for all the shit they have to go through and should go into armed revolt, let alone strike. You really expect them to provide decent education when they are barely scraping by? Would you...

A good day for me would begin with a particularly good pot of coffee. Then spend significant time with my girlfriend riding my face like a bicycle. Write a couple of poems and some fiction. Go out to dinner with said girlfriend, having a nice dinner and a bottle or two of cider. Go home and...

I haven't had a single friend request on this site thus far (maybe using an avatar from a very depressing movie might have something to do with it). I can't say it bothers me. On other websites (myspace for example), I get utterly annoyed because they are just trying to boost their friend...