Recent content by IntricateMadman

Literally. Unless you "literally" threw your controller through your tv, stop using it it the same sense as "practically" or "almost". Fail. It's not. Fucking. Funny. Anymore. Also, any meme in which the creator THEMSELVES hate it for their overuse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DQjI7VWUU&feature=related I used snippets of this speech in a play about an assassin for Freshman year drama. I got a wave of "Wows".

Okay, fuck this guy. First, he bashes on PC, saying "Hardly anyone plays FPS games on it anymore", then says he wants his PoS motion sensor on THE VERY SAME THING? Does this man have no sense of irony?

I'll say it, at least it'll be more realistic that Matt Dickie's atrocity, The YOU Testament. Or can you German Suplex Jesus in this game too?

A fucking SLEDGEHAMMER? What the hell was this kid playing, Red Faction Guerrilla? Jesus, kid, we all have urges, but that doesn't mean to ACT on them.

Srsly. I own all the seasons of Family Guy, and its right there with my seasons of Deadwood and John Woo movies (c wut i did thar?). I also happen to have saggy eyes, which are a side effect to my narcolepsy. Also, where in the fuck does GAMECUBE of all things fit? If you had said "360 Fanboy"...

So, how's Half Life 3?

I hated everything before it was cool to do so. Damn you, Francis!

Hey, as long as there's no Twilight mod for Vampire: Bloodlines, I could care less. Ugh, Nines Rodriquez with sparkle physics, bleagh.

This, when killing zombies/Nazis/both/other: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7cmpYSy8JY Epic Battle Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUnzjYmofLI And, if I feel like it, happy ending music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-xD_wSSJ8U I'll also plug in some Sufjan Stevens if...

Buuut, that would kill them.

I don't really think it's about them pulling it because it has Cobain in it, but the fact that all these companies pull videos with their work in them off YouTube in the first place. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, just type "WMG" into the YT searchbar. I've had my videos pulled...

Greatest Moment would be defeating the Enclave in the Broken Steel DLC (Mind you, I had Atreyu on, so I had a great mental advantage.). Listening to grinding guitars while popping skulls with a super sledge = Totally Metal!

Not really "WTF IS That", but "WTF WAS That?". My first time hearing the AWP in Counter-Strike. My stereo was turned up to 11, and I ducked for cover as my CT avatar cartwheeled into a window and ragdoll-killed my teammate.