The Average Douchebag

[Mr.SunShine]

Ok i swear! I SWEAR! I'm not trying to be a troll or racist or anything! but in my area
It's the wannabe-gangsta-mexicans
one time
one of em' was talkin shaving cream about me (dunno why) and i calmly replied with mild mannered retorts (see what i did there?) and he tried to start a fight
Although i'm pretty sure a fight is when two people act out with aggressive phyisical contact. Not Me punching him in the face and laughing when he ran with half a dozen people behind him...

*GASP*

But yeah i generally agree with the dress code going around

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

EDIT: I just got it. You sir, are a genius.

The year 2010. The year of the underachievers.

The year where all you have to do to be considered a genious is to copy/paste a piece of code on the messageboards on the escapist.

You asked for a low watermark, people. And I tell you now that we have certainly reached it.

 

[legion431]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

OI...WHAT THE HELL...oh, now I get it...LOL
Pretty funny, but ever actually make fun of me and my avatar, the G man, will come after you...and confuse you.

 

[GBlair88]

http://www.practicalhappiness.com/files/imagepicker/a/arkady/douchebags_1.jpg

Inevitability: When you suck enough dicks, your face will change shape.

 

[Buleet]

just about every teenager in my town.
for some reason they all know and love to annoy me to no end.
i also was slightly traumatised from an expierience with teens
might explain why i hate them so much.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

EDIT: I just got it. You sir, are a genius.

The year 2010. The year of the underachievers.

The year where all you have to do to be considered a genious is to copy/paste a piece of code on the messageboards on the escapist.

You asked for a low watermark, people. And I tell you now that we have certainly reached it.

2010. The year where genius can't even be spelt correctly.

 

[NIHILHATE]

-Wears hat backwards or to the side
-Messy hair
-Saggy eyes
-Has been drunk, smoked weed, in his (should-probably-have-gone-to) college years
-Doesn't shave
-Only owns Game Cube
-Likes Family Guy and has all the seasons
-Drop out

Umm... No offense dude, but these don't make a douchebag (though your other points do), and anyone who instantly dislikes anyone with any of these qualities must be a pretty fucking big douchbag themselves.

 

[gillebro]

Chavs.

Do I need to say more?

nope. but you might want to explain the term to people who don't know about British stuff. I certainly never heard of them until I moved here.

For me it's excessive moaners, people who think they're smarter than they are, boys who have failed to grasp proper pants-wearing practices, girls who have failed to grasp that leggings don't qualify as pants, creationists who try to pass off their beliefs as scientific, rude people, lazy people... there's more, but I think I'll stop there.

 

[IntricateMadman]

-Wears hat backwards or to the side
-Messy hair
-Saggy eyes
-Has been drunk, smoked weed, in his (should-probably-have-gone-to) college years
-Doesn't shave
-Only owns Game Cube
-Likes Family Guy and has all the seasons
-Drop out

Umm... No offense dude, but these don't make a douchebag (though your other points do), and anyone who instantly dislikes anyone with any of these qualities must be a pretty fucking big douchbag themselves.

Srsly. I own all the seasons of Family Guy, and its right there with my seasons of Deadwood and John Woo movies (c wut i did thar?). I also happen to have saggy eyes, which are a side effect to my narcolepsy. Also, where in the fuck does GAMECUBE of all things fit? If you had said "360 Fanboy", then maybe. But GameCube?

 

[gillebro]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

You honestly scared the crap out of me just then.

EDIT: Oh wait. OK, I get it. Nice one.

 

[Darlene Dejesus]

the lack of one's own creativity= obvious guiltless copycats

 

[Darlene Dejesus]

damn i own a few family guys, been drunk and smoked weed "DURING" COLLEGE, LOL and?

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

Damn, you almost got me until I noticed the link didn't have list a particular user, just profile view...

 

[Darlene Dejesus]

almost everyone here is pointing to all the physical qualities of a person that they believe make someone a douche-bag! what makes a real douche-bag? someone who points out all the physical qualities in someone without even knowing who they are, what they do, where they come from, what they believe in, what they stand for...AMEN

 

[Zersy]

Your Dad.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

GAH!!! You got me again!

 

[MadeinHell]

Well the easiest way I can describe average douchebag in my nearby area would be:
"Big hunk of meat that wants to crash your skull every time he sees you and calls literally everything and everyone "gay" or "fag" "

There are no real rules in the matter of clothing though.