Recent content by J. Reed

Never buying a Lord of the Rings game on day one ever again. I blindly pre-ordered Conquest because LotR + Battlefront = YES PLEASE. I traded it in two days later. Now, anything with Middle Earth as its setting has me very wary.

Beat me to it. I never get tired of that one. Both Dawn of War's had great trailers. Speaking of... Relic has the best cinematics.

This has happened to me a few times. Steam and I have our issues. Is there a work-around for this? I'm not the most tech-savvy guy.

President Obama steps up to the podium, stone-faced, grim, an apprehensive American public hanging on his yet unspoken address. "My fellow Americans- this address is intended not for you, my countrymen, but [insert head of state 'x'] of [insert country 'y']." "There is an urgent matter I...

Didn't they crash their last batman boat into a bigger boat? Who gave them a new one? Aww... I'm the worst ninja ever.

I know I'm not the first one to call 'troll' on this, but here you go. From their Terms And Conditions: http://shelleytherepublican.com/tos.html "4. You understand that by using the Web Site, including its Forums, comment pages and chats, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive...

"This fish does not taste like popcorn." ... translation... Then we get: "Fish explode." I laughed. And then I laughed again. _____________________________________ EDIT: Also there's this: "I'm too fat to wear a hamster as my watch." ... translatin' again... "My...

And lastly, my obligatory plug for my favorite Antje Duvekot song. Isn't she adorable!? She's the only artist I'm familiar with, that is BETTER live, than in studio.

I haven't seen it personally, but I've been told that in the Museum of Modern Art, there's a piece called "Blue Canvas." Can you guess what it is? And I think I have here the musical equivalent to "Black Square" and "White On White." I haven't read all the posts, so I don't know if this has...

Breathe, thread! Breathe, damn it! Don't die on me! I heard this, and liked it well enough. Three Days Grace generally delivers, in my opinion.

Ah. Yes. Often when I'm sweeping lawn trimmings, my broom suddenly becomes my THUNDER HAMMER. I want a thunder hammer. Though I'd be lucky if I could even drag the thing.

There's a new music thread practically every other day, but I wish you luck, sir! And what the hell? I guess I'll bite. I like: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: I can do this all day.

Well now... that's one way to make an entrance!

All I wanted was a story!

Not really what I was asking, but okay, I guess. I was just intrigued that an information-processing organ is sentient enough to be able to take a step back and look objectively at itself in the third person.