D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!

[Kyman102]

Wow, this is the dumbest statement I've ever heard... I mean, good god. D&D making you a drug addict or a murderer seeking a sex change? As a D&D player I'm offended at these accusations.

-_- I mean, good god, we ALL know that the blood orgies are where it's really at. lern2research, n00b. /sarcasm

Seriously, that people even claim this anymore isn't funny. It's just sad, and not something we should even be paying attention to.

 

[Woodsey]

I know we must all take religion so very seriously because tradition dictates it so, but there are some things people need to get over - kind of like how we all say Scientology's complete bollocks even though it's no more illogical than any other religion - and this witchcraft thing is one of them.

Even your run-of-the-mill religious folk probably don't believe in such shit.

 

[XJ-0461]

Oh criminy are people STILL going on about this?

This. I thought the irrational hate for D&D died out right around the time that the irrational hate for GTA picked up.

 

[J. Reed]

I know I'm not the first one to call 'troll' on this, but here you go.

From their Terms And Conditions:

http://shelleytherepublican.com/tos.html

"4. You understand that by using the Web Site, including its Forums, comment pages and chats, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. If you feel offended by the content or parts of the content you have to leave. STR is strictly satirical, nothing on STR shall be taken seriously. If you are unable to comprehend this concept you are forbidden to view any website content. Under no circumstances will we be liable in any way for any Content, including, but not limited to, for any errors or omissions in any Content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, emailed or otherwise transmitted via the Web Site, including its Forums."

Sigh...

Stop giving these people an audience. The more traffic they get the more they feel their views are validated. You don't start a dialogue with a crazy person, you ignore them and hope that they just leave you alone.

I remember thinking the Landover Baptist Church was real. I never looked at the site proper, just their forums, so it looked like a bunch of legitimate nutjobs talking to other nutjobs. I felt so much better when I learned it was fake.

Oh yes it's always the Christians who think this way right? Bite me. Also she is crazy.

Always the crazy ones, IMO, it is kinda embarrassing to have them in our ranks, like having a nerd who claims to like football to fit in, they just ruin the point of the religion by interpreting things their own way and back it up with an offhand, out of context, quote of the Bible.

It's very simple.

They. Do. Not. Get. It.

There are crazy people, unfortunately, but at least this crazy person is pretend crazy.

 

[thahat]

Obvious troll is obvious. (not you, the person on the site)

succesfull troll is succesfull!

also, christian nutjobs from the article, 30 years ago, the world was a different place, deal with it XD nowadays, religion is kinda.. well a social stigma, well round here anyway XD
good and fine that you believe in something. just dont bother me with it.
the business life likes atheists. they dont piss about strange stuff XD

 

[Whitenail]

Firstly, I've taken a look at the site and I genuinely think they're trolling.

Secondly, I wasn't aware that a friendly evening of me and friends coming together and saving villages from goblins and number crunching while we were at would turn me from a Catholic into a satanist.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I guess they weren't Tom Hanks fans.
Cookies for reference.

Mazes and Monsters?

And wailing on D&D, that's SO 1980s. Even BADD (Bothered About Dungeons and Dragons) (No I'm not joking) [http://www.holysmoke.org/wb/wb0017.htm] did it with a little more style.

I'd suggest a brief play of this

 

[Wintermoot]

well at least it doesnt turn you in a pedophile (I,m probaly going on probation for this but its worth it!) yes I know that not all christian,s are pedophile,s

 

[Wintermoot]

whatever happened to "love thy neibour"?

that was thrown out the window when they took out the "god hates X" signs

 

[ethaninja]

Ah evangalists. Can't live with them, can't laugh without them.

 

[CrazyMedic]

ok normal I can leave well enough alone with most of these christian nut jobs but come on in one of their articles made after gygax died they had a photo saying that gygax's death was a victory for mind kind and that pisses me off, do christians even understand what their religion means any more, JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED, LET HE WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE. christ what is it about christianty that draws in the bigoted asstards.

 

[Death God]

There are plenty of those kinds of people out there. Every religion has its nutjobs.

 

[Tiny116]

The church specifically has linked DnD to Heretics ever since one man who was a murder had a wargaming collection.
They don't seem to remember that the Crusades probably caused more murder, rape and suffering than RPG's all together and ever will.

 

[Uncreation]

Obvious troll is obvious. (not you, the person on the site)

Yep, this. I'm pretty sure i have seen that site before and it's meant to be sarcastic. Or it's meant to troll, however you want to see it.

 

[EHKOS]

Uh...wow the links on the site lead to porn sites.

 

[Voodoo_Person]

well, i found that site rather amusing, it seems to ott to be genuine

 

[RatRace123]

Ooh, another insane person using religion as a means to justify their agenda, color me shocked.

Oh wait, it's a troll site? Well then, color me impressed, that site does a very good job parroting the type of people I just mentioned.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Oh, wow, you REEEEALLY had me going there for a second. I had NO IDEA you were just quoting someone else.

OT: People are stupid and crazy, what else is new?