Recent content by Jasper Jeffs

... and this is why e-sports isn't popular in the UK.

Why would you build a PC for those games? Outside of Battlefield the others are pretty much made for consoles. It feels like consoles are getting shafted this generation anyway, it's just the same shit being released over and over with minor adjustments, Ass Creed, COD, EA sports, Battlefield...

More random gimmicky shit, just what Saints Row needs. I still haven't forgiven Volition for taking out Protect Tha Pimp and Blinged Out Ride from SR1, they were some fucking great gamemodes that I spent hundreds of hours on, just saving up my money to buy a pimp coat. SR2 implemented some awful...

I only finished downloading it yesterday and I'm only like lv4 as the Japanese so my experiences may be somewhat limited, but what I played was really fucking fun. The later level planes seem kinda insane, I've been torn apart in seconds by a few of them, but that's made up by the fact that you...

Does it really matter? You can just use the internet to find out these things. I didn't realise people just downloaded games without at least watching a video of it, you could just fucking Google a FTP game's name and chances are the top result is "x FTP restrictions". Same for games that label...

If you're a melee carry you should only ever be laning in the safe lane, preferably with a strong support and a 2v1 lane. There's no real reason to be laning a melee carry anywhere else unless you have an aggressive trilane. If there is more than one hero in your safe lane then there are...

I've never seen or caught any shiny Pokemon because I lack the patience. Yet, in every single Pokemon game, I force myself to catch the legendaries with a regular Pokeball just because I've done it since I was a kid and it's become a fucking ritual or something.

I really don't know who buys that shit, you can get keys from anywhere. Right now I have 13, and I know my friends have up to 20 of them each. You can ask pretty much anyone who plays DOTA and they'll probably have shitloads.

Better combat and quests. Combat in Bethesda games is always terrible, Skyrim is no exception and I don't know how they've gotten away with it for so long. It's so fucking basic that I can't be bothered detailing how it can be improved because it'd take me far too long to write it all. As for...

Well that's what bot games are for; to learn the game. I learnt all of the basics of DOTA with my friend in co-op bot matches. As for the fire prone community, I don't think ragers stop people from learning, any good player knows that he is shit and has things to learn, even a professional...

I like it when a game provides no tutorial and you're left to your own devices to try and figure out what you're doing, very few games can even do that nowadays. That aside, I agree with the first post on the dev forums, DOTA 2 is still in Beta, they've still got a lot of shit to do and you...

I had a retarded amount of bad luck on DOTA 2 a couple months ago, I had lost 4+ matches in a row prior and the one game I did win wasn't counted by DOTA because of some server fuck up. I join another match and I'm matched with some moron who dies 5 times in 5 minutes and abandons the game...

There was a thread on the GTA Forums I think earlier this week that speculated it was all being shown on the PS3 because that's Rockstar's console of choice this time round. It has more than dogs too, Rockstar said in an article they were gonna have a lot of wildlife because it wouldn't make...

According to this [http://imgur.com/a/GsODP], all of their storylines will intertwine, but I'm not sure how frequently. It says we'll be able to swap between them whenever we want out of mission, but in missions you're locked into a character until the game provides you with the opportunity to...

It's a lot better now, but it's still fairly niche as an MMORPG because of the questionable mechanics and patience required. A lot has changed since its launch, some of the more notable things include the implementation of grand companies which mainly provide more unique quests and...