Recent content by JSRT

There was nothing remotely " puerile" about Kamitami's response, it was a perfectly appropriate way to respond to someone who throws a direct insult at you like a little kid. In my opinion he was way to nice too that Kotaku douche. He should have put him in his place the way David Jaffe and...

No the Sorceress isn't just "kinda there". Her design fits in with every other exaggerated design in the game. The argument that every character has a purpose except for her is a silly one, her purpose is the same as everyone elses in this side scrolling beat em up, to f**k up monsters. And no...

Yeah i love it when people compare breasts with genitalia. Sorry but in order for this comic to have been "spot on" the Sorceress would have had to have a defined "camel toe", then it would have a point.

Maybe you shouldn't look for that kind of thing in a retro styled 2D beat em up. A genre that historically has been fairly light on plot. Also maybe you should not expect realism in the fantasy genre. I don't think i have ever seen a fully armored sorceress/ magic user in any game/movie comic...

Wow that must have been an extremely talented 5th grader if he managed to be able to draw on Kamitami's level at that age. It's kind of disappointing when an artist trashes another artist's work in such a immature and juvenile way as you did. ( the last half of your post reads like the average...

Yeah i am a huge Mass Effect fan myself, can't wait for ME3. Also yeah just randomly rushing every enemy with a chainsaw in single and especially multi will get you taken down pretty quickly.

The "modern day"? When do you think the 360 launched? ( also Gears of war came out in 2006, it didn't launch with the 360) What are these "modern day" shooters out that Gears gameplay doesn't hold up to? Even Resistance 3 which Yahtzee praised , plays exactly like the last two resistance games...

Again you just can't grasp the fact that some people have different tastes than you and feel the need to insult them for it. It's very unfortunate to have people like you in this hobby. Who the fuck are you to tell people "why they enjoy something" anyway? For all the shit i give the God of War...

I think Kratos is a really crap character. His only defining characteristic is being angry, there is literally nothing more to this character. In GOW3 it was so extreme that Kratos was more or less a Parody of himself. Yeah i get it he's a badass, that doesn't mean he can't be somewhat likeable.

I've seen more annoying characters in games than her, but yeah she was a ***** but i figured that was kind of the point at first. She be a ***** at the beginning until they start getting along as it goes by. Stupid ending was stupid though

There were no "brutal melee finishers" in Mass Effect. So either you played a different version than everyone else or you are just spewing hyperbole like most in this thread. Also calling others "simple minded" for enjoying games that you don't just makes yo look like an asshole. You're trying...

LOL! So now Gear is ruining games? WOW! Gotta love that hyperbole. Yeah lets blame other developers whose games have nothing to do with them for Bioware's fuck ups! While we are at it lets blame Epic for Final Fantasy 13 and 14 being such turds as well. Funny thing is while they talk about...

Halo was lauded as the "second coming" eh? Guess i was absent on that day, could have sworn people just said it was a really good game.( which it was, go figure) As for the PC having "been there done that" ,i'm not seeing it. I played more than a few FPS's on the PC ( Doom 1 and 2, Quake and...

Fir the record i have no problem with Unreal engine, as Gear 3 has shown it is a beast, in the right hands. Problem is NT when it comes to these kind of things are anything but, not to mention DMC games tend to be dependent on 60fps combat. Something UE3 isn't known for and off the top of my...

First off my point was not that putting an emphasis on better story telling is what's wrong with gaming, putting an emphasis on presentation while neglecting gameplay is the problem. ( sorry if i didn't make this clear) You said yourself the gameplay in Enslaved is "frustrating" which it is. The...