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    Why do girls on social networking sites "Duck Face"?

    I second your motion.
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    OMG POKEMONS!

    Primary: I'm chased down by a unicorn with a fiery mane that can run at over 100 mph - no chance to outrun it - which can then take its pick as to whether to trample me to death with diamond-hard hooves, torch me with its flames, or (just for spice) inject poison via its horn. Secondary: I...
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    8 Year Old Suspected of Terrorism...what?

    In the words of Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
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    What Fact Shocked You The Most

    http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp If a species, as a whole, were willing to go down the gullet of every sleeping behemoth they came across, they probably wouldn't survive very long...
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    Geekiest thing you have said in public

    Friend: "How did you _______?" Me: "Sea turtles, mate."
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    The Funniest Insult You Can Think Of?

    Best insult: I'm afraid that I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis, and as such, I must end this conversation and move away from you before my I.Q. begins to drop. Favorite threat: I'll stab you to death... with toothpicks.
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    Worst sword wielding hero?

    But none of them are compensating for ANYTHING, I'm sure.
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    I think they should stop the lego game franchise, what about you?

    It seems to me that they've only made Lego games for established franchises they've also already got models for - In other words, they've been making Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Batman Lego models for a while now, which are an obvious aside from their "normal" business products that they come...
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    Poll: Ever Served In The Military?

    I did 8 years in the U.S. Marine Corps - first enlistment in the Infantry, 1st Bn 8th Mar, the ole "Foul Weather Warriors." Second enlistment I switched to become a computer tech as I realized that while some of the things I got to do in the grunts was amusing at times, the job skills weren't...
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    Your Motto?

    "The Romans did not build a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all who opposed them." The point? Don't sit around TALKING about DOING things... go out and DO things.
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    Best joke anyone's ever told?

    U.S. Congress: "We are doing a fantastic job, and we all deserve a raise to our already outlandish pay! All in favor?" Every member: "AYE!" (The ONLY job where you can grant yourself a pay raise with no apparent supervision.)
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    Star Trek Nerd Robs Convenience Stores

    I hate to rain on everyone's parade, but if you go to the actual article and look at the (admittedly grainy) security image, the twerp's not wielding a bat'leth. It looks a lot more like the Kit Rae fantasy knife, the Valdris (seen here: http://www.swordsdirect.com/valdris.html). Don't get me...
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    Girl suffers 70% burns on sunbed

    Exactly, and from the article: "She was under-age but there was no staff there to stop her from using it. "And there was no-one to give advice on using these potentially dangerous machines." My addition: There was no parent there to give guidance either, twit.
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    Poll: Who would win in a fight: Sephiroth or Darth Vader

    I find it amusing that no one has pointed out the fact that Vader is commander of the entire Galactic Military. Never mind the Death Star, and why draw a lightsaber when you have millions of expendable troops to throw at your opponent? Even if they don't kill him, they will give Vader a number...