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    What's the best way to learn how to play guitar?

    A lot of learning is trial, error, and finding your own style. I play bass guitar, and have never read a piece of musical theory concerning guitar playing. Just pick it up, persevere, and do it however you feel comfortable, regardless of what people tell you. It's a rewarding thing to do...
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    Most Annoying Thing A Boss Can Do.

    Thank goodness for that. Thought I was the only person in the world who, unless I got the metal box, nearly had genuine palpitations at the thought of having to go anywhere near that thing. As for annoying boss things; I don't mind healing as long as it's explained, and I don't mind instant...
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    Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

    'Requiescat in pace' Was cool the first time, two games worth of it and a third on the way and it'll probably make me want to die.
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    To all the British Escapists

    The only reason becoming 21 is important in Britain is because it's generally accepted that on your 21st you have the most disgustingly opulent, garish, decadent, drunken party.
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    Your views on Underage Sex?

    In England, we say 'If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket.' As for a serious opinion on this, I believe that I was ready for sex younger than 16, but mature enough to realise that, for one, I'd be breaking the law, and two, I would use contraception or be bitten on the arse for...
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    Life tips

    It takes 43 muscles to frown, but only 17 to smile. So keep frowning, it's better exercise!
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    Kelis slams UK for racism

    I'm going to be truly honest, my parents and grandparents are all racist, but not necessarily malevolently racist. It's more a case of ignorance, in that racial diversity is still sort of unusual to them. I also admit that, when they're saying things that could be construed as racist, I sit...
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    Poll: Space Pioneering - Would You?

    Just this. Anyone who looks up at the stars and doesn't want to see each one up close is a little bit strange in my opinion.
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    Poll: Should British Police be armed?

    Everything except the knife bit, there's enough violence, be it gun or knife based, anyway, without putting more scope for it out there.
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    What color underwear are you wearing?

    White boxers. Optimism over practicality.
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    Duke Nukem Forever the top-selling game in the UK.

    I wish more people would take Duke Nukem less seriously. It's quite obviously a parody of everything the FPS genre ever was and always will be. The game is ridiculous in its execution and its plot. However, you cannot deny that the attention to detail in its humour is fantastic. Self...
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    Games that SHOULD HAVE a sequel, but don't

    Boom! This, Evil Genius (mentioned earlier by someone else) and a new Tie Fighter game. And a new Starfox game. Going back along the lines of the original.
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    What game announcement would make you crap your pants?

    Ready yourself with a clean pair. http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/09/15/ico-and-shadow-of-the-colossus-collection-hits-ps3-spring-2011-with-3d/
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    What game announcement would make you crap your pants?

    A new Star Wars: Rogue Squadron game or a new Starfox game.
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    Poll: Should I get MW2 or Black Ops? *closed*

    This. I play games either splitscreen, passing the controller around, or on my own. The only reason I have PSN is to get DLC and occasionally message some friends. With that in mind, could anyone recommend a modern FPS that's campaign centred?