Recent content by KampfVerein

Such an unholy merger would signal the apocalypse. Women and children screaming, men gnashing their teeth, boiling blood pouring from the sky, et cetera.

Street Fighter Alpha 3. Tournament-tested, hardcore-approved.

Chrono Trigger wins...on the technicality that the DS port was released in 2008.

So the OP is Bruce Willis? Palahniuk via Fight Club.

Get off my lawn. 'Tis a sad thing that the youth haven't seen such-and-such or played what-have-you. There need to be public preparatory courses for this sort of thing. "Alright, kids, we're going to start you out with an Atari 2600. You will die a lot, and you will like it! It's...

Chrono Trigger in terms of emotional resonance, Rock Band 2 in terms of sheer variety and Brütal Legend in terms of being FUCKING METAL.

Pay attention. Study. Bone up on your higher mathematics. Also, play Portal. Done! You've now a doctorate!

There are also a few cheap (some relatively ignored) titles you might enjoy: Devil May Cry 4 ($15) Burnout Paradise ($20) Ninja Gaiden II ($20) Guitar Hero II ($15) Dead Space ($30) Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 ($20) Here are my favorite 360 titles in no particular order: Afro...

Final Fantasy III (better known as VI later on). Rented it back in the day for my Super Nintendo. An excellent starting point, I might add. It's an exceptional entry in the series, even in their already quality SNES lineup. Jesus, I feel old.

Of course! What a silly question! The Super Nintendo is the greatest system ever made, after all. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, the Nintendo 64, as charming as it was (and still is), does not count as "retro." It came out in 1996, for christ's sake. Now...the Famicom? The Magnavox...

Exaggerated yawn.

Since I haven't a PS3 or a Wii, I can only comment on my favorite XBLA experiences, which are as follows: Penny Arcade Adventures Castle Crashers Battlefield 1943 Well, that's only four, eh? The rest are ports or games that I hear are nice, but haven't played yet.

You mean...three scoops? Four? Whoa, whoa there. Let's not get crazy.

I'll need an I.V. of the stuff one of these days.

Chrono Trigger. Still a paragon of beauty and brains. A moving tale, wonderful characters. Hell, to this day, even the soundtrack makes me all misty-eyed. It's...comforting, if that makes any sense.