Recent content by Khujager

"This experience will look so good on my resume when I apply to CERN."

I had low expectations for Archer, but it definitely proved me wrong. Has to be my current favorite right now along with Metalocalypse.

One time while playing GTA IV I bumped into a ped talking on a cell phone, picked up said cell phone and threw it at his head. He proceeded to stumble backwards into traffic only to get obliterated by a speeding car. I just sat there stunned and then laughed for a good few minutes.

I've been known to shank people for besmirching the good name of Fallout 1/2. But not Fallout 3, get that weak shit out of here. I think it has something to do with those games being the first "epic," if you will gaming experiences of my youth. Also Valve and Blizzard once they release Diablo 3.

Whenever I get to feeling down about the rest of the world I always remember the quote from Fight Club: Tyler: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. Narrator: There's always that. So cheer up! It could always...

I've never so much as broken or sprained a bone, but I saw a kid about my age on a bike get hit by a huge 1980s Cadillac when I was about 15 years old. It was by far the most surreal moment of my life, I didn't believe what I had just seen. There was a sickening noise and he flew well over 25...

Well most General Motors cars with Onstar can be remotely shut off by GM if the police request it. Which is why I don't drive a GM car, that shit scares me. Also I'm broke as shit and couldn't afford a new car anyway, but still. On another note, I work in the auto industry, currently in the...

"CK, for her part, has received death threats both from her own and her husband's family and secured a court order preventing relatives from coming within 500 metres of her, it added." is the part of the article I find most ridiculous. I mean it sucks that she cheated, but really?

I'm probably going to regret posting this, but I'd go back in time and stop all the major religious prophets from gaining a following and then come back to present time just to see what the hell the world would be like. Provided said experiment didn't create a black hole time paradox of epic...

I don't even really like the damn show anymore, but I've invested so much time that I just have to see how it ends and what stupid asinine explanations they're going to give for all the twists. It'll probably end up being a dream that Hurley had when he was really high or something.

I got Stalker SoC during a steam sale, holy shit I've never played a game that had such a creepy overall atmosphere. I mean most games just have cheap quick scares a la Doom 3, but creeping through the government labs in Stalker with the horrible background noises in total darkness is an awesome...

I played the hell out of most of the Splinter Cell and Hitman franchises. Although it always made me giggle in hitman when you'd be in disguise in a non caucasian level. Seriously how the hell does the 6 ft tall bald guy with a bar code on the back of his head fit in in freaking Malaysia or a...

I saw it and it kept me entertained for the bulk of the movie despite the weak plot. But still, meh. It was like Fern Gully, the Smurfs and Dances With Wolves had a bastard child in space. But good for Jimmy Cameron, I hope he has fun with his obscene amount of blue space-cat money. Also I hope...

Yes. Video games are as bad as heroin. In fact the other day a video game junkie mugged me at knifepoint so he could buy Mass Effect 2. And most of the hookers in my city are just trying to pay for their live and WoW accounts. Chasing the dragon they are, it's a vicious cycle.

Well seeing as how the Bethesda decided to make the children in Fallout 3 the most annoying characters in the wasteland, I immediately installed the killable children mod. Burning dozens of children to death with a flamethrower probably takes the cake for most sadistic I think. Spawning...