Recent content by lucaro

isn't smurficide illegal?

is childbirth easier for women who can do the spilts?

i'm thinking a paddling pool and strawberry jelly

dude, like i need a point i'm reasonably high XD

english unnecessary spelling bizarities forever grey all the... wey!

so they say that it takes more muscles to frown than smile, right? is that why cartoon characters who frown a lot - cruella d'vil, jafar, voldemort - have such thin faces? because their faces are actually fitter than everyone elses? in which case, would it not be better for you to frown?

no, seriously, i'm immortal, seriously! no, look, see, i can't die, see-

i know exactly what you mean, it's like story was thrown out of the window and replaced with hacksaws and female nudity the best horrors are the old ones, which, though naff and often done with plasticine, have decent storylines and amiable characters! i reckon it's just movie-makers...

not MY bones, but I have broken my friend's nose twice: once we were playing rugby, and then again when i picked him up without guessing how much he weighed first

anybody else completely not understand? mama velvet's caramel slices is that it?

i can only think of about six ways to find out... 1. ask mum 2. wikipedia 3. try it 4. pray? 5. find a clairvoyant 6. do lots of mathsy physicsy things i'm always torn between option 3 and 5 XD

blues bros! and beatles yadayada bowie (irrelevant side note, anyone here seen Labyrinth? XD hilarious!)

agh, I got facebook to find out about my pilgrimage cos the group decided to be "down wiv da kids" and put everything on there now, people won't leave me alone! i'd rather have a genuine social life, you know?

a bazooka loaded with jaffa cakes to fire directly upwards so they would scatter and there would be jaffa for all!

or heroic, you know? like, that whole terrorist-freedom fighter business and then, others might see acts of evil as nothing remarkable. I think killing trees is evil, but it's also a livelihood and a source of power and all this, so it's only really evil for folks like me all the same...