Recent content by Malacite

Didn't anyone ever tell Yahtzee you shouldn't mix brown & pink? >;3

Uh, who honestly cares? Both these guys take their sweet time before launching their games to make sure they get them right on day 1. I only wish MORE developers did this. The better question would be - would you rather have a rushed, buggy game just so you can play it sooner, or wait an...

#1) I'm amazed he didn't crap on this game, as he usually does with almost everything - Good on you Yahtzee, because I'd have to hate you otherwise what with it being ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE! #2) Why just now? Methinks someone was bored to tears :(

It is. Though it's only REALLY scary on the first playthrough. I will admit though, that the feeling of isolation was diluted somewhat since Isaac wasn't totally alone this time. If you want to get the most out of Dead Space 2, do what I did - slap on a turtle beach headset and crank up the...

You're dead to me Yahtzee. Metroid Other M was fantastic. Otherwise I agree with his list of bad games of the year, but I just don't see how you could hate Other M :/

The only awards that drive me as nuts as these are Game Trailer's lol. Oh man are those bad. Speaking of GT though, rather than watch the joke that is the Spike VGAs I just prefer to wait until the next day and see all the new trailers on GT since they're the only part of it worth watching...

They're always a total fucking joke. Red Dead Redemption beat out Halo Reach for best original score?! MY ASS! Bunch of tone deaf retards. Marty's amazing symphonic masterpieces vs cliche old western tunes we've heard a million times before. Yeah OK. WTF was Sam Worthington even doing on...

Been a while since I've found myself in 100% agreement with Yahtzee. Bang on, hilarious & awesome review.

Hilarious review, but... really, Yahtzee? I hope you weren't serious when you were asking how Soda dehydrates you... that's highschool science right there :/

Wow, for once Yahtzee did a review that is actually 100% right and not just poking fun at the game. I actually just got around to playing and beating it myself a few days ago and while it was interesting, he's absolutely correct about it not being the least bit scary. Creepy & Frantic? Sure...

I'm amazed they'd even allow something as graphic as Bayonetta in Australia to begin with o.O Here's hoping for all our Aussie friends that their govt. FINALLY decides to use common sense and allow a higher rating than 15+ so they can stop censoring all good stuff.

tl;dr Just wanted to mention that Yahtzee forgot this game also "borrows" from Devil May Cry as WAR can also transform into a demon form when his demon bar (or w/e the hell they call it in that game) fills up. Otherwise another solid and hilarious episode ^^

O.O cripes a lot of people got banned/on probation wow. On topic, Yahtzee is so right about fans wanting to show "respect" to their old favorites and then turning them into crap.... like every new season of the Simpsons (the original writers left years ago and it shows) Leave the series...

The groundbold is just too cute... Glad he's alive ^^

ZOMG Kobold with a gun! CUTE! lol