Recent content by MessiahElephant

At my school, we played Yu-Gi-Oh all of the time. Does that count? My middle school was pretty clean, except the time a kid almost got expelled for saying the school sucked and that it didn't let him speak his mind.

Have any of these ass-hats actually played these games? LIES! You play as American soldiers killing terrorists! Except for one mission you can skip, you don't kill civilians! (unless by accident, in which case you lose, which discourages shooting them) And Modern Warfare: Call of Duty 2...

I would say Foreign Language (French) because I am never freakin' going to Quebec or France or any place like that! I would also have to say History, because I went to this alternative school where they pretty much only talked about racism. This was made worse for me because my History teacher...

"How 'bout letting me poke around inside for a little while?" A quote from The Godfather Game.

This topic will relate somewhat to JRPGs, and I'll be honest, I love me some Final Fantasy, but in a world filled with machine guns, rifles and rocket launchers why the hell would you use a sword? In almost every JRPG involving guns, the main character will use a sword and still not die despite...

I know how the kid feels. In Grade 4 me and a friend would draw things called "Stick Houses of DEATH" which included extremely stupid stickmen getting killed by objects of torture. We got sent to a mini therapy class where the therapist asked us "Are these drawings of your classmates?" The...

Turning Final Fantasy into a 1st-person shooter with aliens trying to take over Earth. And included quick-time events. And got rid of all the color and character development. And got rid of androgynous teenagers.

I think the reason a lot of games are rated M is because if its a game, the player is actually interacting and implementing all of the violence, but in movies and TV shows they're watching somebody else do it. It is quite a hypocritical statement when a parent lets their nine-year old child...

"The air is tasty here!" A kid from one of the Pokemon games said that.

The Phalanx colossus in Shadow of the Colossus. Nothing like fighting a giant, flying eagle-serpent thing.

Cloud Strife from FFVII, just so I could beat the angst out of him.

I have two friends I hang out with occasionally, but I wierd everyone else out with dead baby jokes, so nobody ever talks to me.

I reply to almost everything anybody ever says to me with "Your mom [whatever they just said]!" for absolutely no reason. I don't even think about it.

Modern Warfare 2 was extremely boring. I thought it'd be awesome-sauce considering how many positive reviews it has gotten . . . The moral to this story is "don't trust the hype", a moral I have firmly ignored since the first trailer for Final Fantasy XIII was released. :)

If it's a game with third-person perspective, I move my character rapidly around in circles and make it look like they're dancing.