That really stupid thing.

[molester jester]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

The wuh...
You...
I'm not...
WHAT?!
No, good sir, I've only (reportedly) seen that movie once. If anything, my inspiration for being an unstable psychopath with an obsessive compulsive tendency to KNIVES most likely comes form other sources of inspiration. Namely, Black Mage as re-imagined by Mr Brian Clevinger.
LOOK IT UP
And yeah, assuming things about other people without certainty can lead to extremely awkward situations, where, in the best case scenario, the person of whom you've assumed a certain characteristic will get offended that you've sent him towards a completely unexplanatory and rather badly written line of text.
Try harder next time

Yeah can not be bothered to read that, But it is a pretty stupid idea to wonder about in public with a knife in your pocket at all times

So does that mean I win ?
And so long as I have my white arms license, I am perfectly in my right to carry a self defense weapon with me (specially considering where I'm from), so I don't see how it is stupid in any way. Please indulge me.

Yeah I'm going to stop arguing cause i can tell you are getting off on trying to prove you are smarter than me. Here goes, you could very well be smarter than me, but at the end of the day I'm not the guy carrying knifes around in his pockets and boasting about his deep dark desires to stab random people in the street, So i can feel a certain sense of pride in that while i may not be smarter than you I'm not the dick going on about wanting to stab people, and boasting online about being an unstable psychopath. ( you should probably also seek professional help about this kind of attention seeking behaviour )

OK definitely my last post on the subject

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I sometimes start to whistle.
I'm pretty good at it, but people still get annoyed somehow.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Whenever I'm in a car, I have to lock the door, or I'll jump out. I have in the past, and it really hurts.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

The wuh...
You...
I'm not...
WHAT?!
No, good sir, I've only (reportedly) seen that movie once. If anything, my inspiration for being an unstable psychopath with an obsessive compulsive tendency to KNIVES most likely comes form other sources of inspiration. Namely, Black Mage as re-imagined by Mr Brian Clevinger.
LOOK IT UP
And yeah, assuming things about other people without certainty can lead to extremely awkward situations, where, in the best case scenario, the person of whom you've assumed a certain characteristic will get offended that you've sent him towards a completely unexplanatory and rather badly written line of text.
Try harder next time

Yeah can not be bothered to read that, But it is a pretty stupid idea to wonder about in public with a knife in your pocket at all times

So does that mean I win ?
And so long as I have my white arms license, I am perfectly in my right to carry a self defense weapon with me (specially considering where I'm from), so I don't see how it is stupid in any way. Please indulge me.

Yeah I'm going to stop arguing cause i can tell you are getting off on trying to prove you are smarter than me. Here goes, you could very well be smarter than me, but at the end of the day I'm not the guy carrying knifes around in his pockets and boasting about his deep dark desires to stab random people in the street, So i can feel a certain sense of pride in that while i may not be smarter than you I'm not the dick going on about wanting to stab people, and boasting online about being an unstable psychopath. ( you should probably also seek professional help about this kind of attention seeking behaviour )

OK definitely my last post on the subject

I have at one point (no pun intended), stabbed someone in the past with a butter knive (it was me). This is why I will never own a gun or join the military, as I would at the very least aim at someone. The VERY least.

 

[Tonimata]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

The wuh...
You...
I'm not...
WHAT?!
No, good sir, I've only (reportedly) seen that movie once. If anything, my inspiration for being an unstable psychopath with an obsessive compulsive tendency to KNIVES most likely comes form other sources of inspiration. Namely, Black Mage as re-imagined by Mr Brian Clevinger.
LOOK IT UP
And yeah, assuming things about other people without certainty can lead to extremely awkward situations, where, in the best case scenario, the person of whom you've assumed a certain characteristic will get offended that you've sent him towards a completely unexplanatory and rather badly written line of text.
Try harder next time

Yeah can not be bothered to read that, But it is a pretty stupid idea to wonder about in public with a knife in your pocket at all times

So does that mean I win ?
And so long as I have my white arms license, I am perfectly in my right to carry a self defense weapon with me (specially considering where I'm from), so I don't see how it is stupid in any way. Please indulge me.

Yeah I'm going to stop arguing cause i can tell you are getting off on trying to prove you are smarter than me. Here goes, you could very well be smarter than me, but at the end of the day I'm not the guy carrying knifes around in his pockets and boasting about his deep dark desires to stab random people in the street, So i can feel a certain sense of pride in that while i may not be smarter than you I'm not the dick going on about wanting to stab people, and boasting online about being an unstable psychopath. ( you should probably also seek professional help about this kind of attention seeking behaviour )

OK definitely my last post on the subject

I have at one point (no pun intended), stabbed someone in the past with a butter knive (it was me). This is why I will never own a gun or join the military, as I would at the very least aim at someone. The VERY least.

Can I hug you? Pleaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeee ?

 

[LockeDown]

snip

Uh...dude, you need help. The professional kind. Immediately.

OT: The stereotypical chewing on the ends of pens and pencils.

 

[Tonimata]

I have to try really hard. AND I MEAN REALLY HARD, not to stab people randomly whilst walking on the streets. Considering that I always carry one in my pocket (they are useful, okay?) and that I am extremely skilled at using them (I even have a white arms licence), it gets hard to resist that one impulse.

VERY HARD!
KNiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeessssssssssss.

Yeah the board for people who have watched the dark knight one to many times is over that way ----> you can indulge your joker Esq fantasy's as much as you want on it.

The wuh...
You...
I'm not...
WHAT?!
No, good sir, I've only (reportedly) seen that movie once. If anything, my inspiration for being an unstable psychopath with an obsessive compulsive tendency to KNIVES most likely comes form other sources of inspiration. Namely, Black Mage as re-imagined by Mr Brian Clevinger.
LOOK IT UP
And yeah, assuming things about other people without certainty can lead to extremely awkward situations, where, in the best case scenario, the person of whom you've assumed a certain characteristic will get offended that you've sent him towards a completely unexplanatory and rather badly written line of text.
Try harder next time

Yeah can not be bothered to read that, But it is a pretty stupid idea to wonder about in public with a knife in your pocket at all times

So does that mean I win ?
And so long as I have my white arms license, I am perfectly in my right to carry a self defense weapon with me (specially considering where I'm from), so I don't see how it is stupid in any way. Please indulge me.

Yeah I'm going to stop arguing cause i can tell you are getting off on trying to prove you are smarter than me. Here goes, you could very well be smarter than me, but at the end of the day I'm not the guy carrying knifes around in his pockets and boasting about his deep dark desires to stab random people in the street, So i can feel a certain sense of pride in that while i may not be smarter than you I'm not the dick going on about wanting to stab people, and boasting online about being an unstable psychopath. ( you should probably also seek professional help about this kind of attention seeking behaviour )

OK definitely my last post on the subject

Oh, not at all, and forgive if I sounded like a smartass (it happens). I was merely trying to understand what was the underlying meaning in your previous post, not in any way trying to undermine you. But to address your newly brought up point, no, I do not have dark and heartfelt desires to break out on random, psychopathic, mass murdering rampages, but since I couldn't think of any other "bad habits" that would be both unique and funny for the reader (I'm that audience orientated, you see), I simply thought I would over exaggerate one of my habits, which, by all means, can be considered bad without the prior explanation of my (proudly earnt) white arms license (I'm just proud). So yeah, once that is cleared, I once again claim that supposing things about other people is both rude and offensive, specially when the claimer has no proof for his claims (And we all seek attention, it's a matter of when, how and why).

Please respond, this is quite the interesting argument. And I don't have too many, I have to say.

 

[Tonimata]

snip

Uh...dude, you need help. The professional kind. Immediately.

OT: The stereotypical chewing on the ends of pens and pencils.

ç

Oh, I already get psychological help, if that's what you imply.
If by psychological help we understand talking to my alter ego *twitches intermittently*

 

[Rockatansky]

I've had it pointed out to me that I say 'thank you' to ATM / cash points after I've taken my money. I don't realise I'm doing it so it's an unconscious urge that I act on. I think it's a sign of impeccable manners and good breeding.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Scratch my sack. I'm not even kidding. Sometimes I find my self doing it in public without even realizing it.

This is an urge a lot of us share, I wouldn't worry about it!

 

[Aerodyamic]

Usually once every couple I ask my room-mate if I can run up and down the hall of our apartment building, naked and barking like one neighbours' Chihuahua. She invariably says no.

BUT IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA!

 

[BigHandInSky]

I tend to chew on stuff like pencils, the "strings" from the hood of my hoodie etc.

Also every time soneoen says something, teh first thing my brain does is try to come up with a more or less funny/perverted answer. Sometimes it's really ahrd to hold back.

Same but with me i have to chew on bottlecaps (plastic ones) of coca-cola bottles

 

[Ham_authority95]

whenever I sit down, I always get the urge to tap my foot like I'm playing double bass drum.

My parents felt it through the floor in the living room one time

 

[MessiahElephant]

I reply to almost everything anybody ever says to me with "Your mom [whatever they just said]!" for absolutely no reason. I don't even think about it.

 

[MattRooney06]

when i see a flatbedded lorry or somthing with a trailer or a pickup drive past i allways wonder what would happen if i jumped on

also when im in a lift and lets say 2 people get on, i get so tempted to just say

"two of you have entered only one shall leave"

 

[Weaver]

people who walk slow in front of me, I want to punch them in the back of the head.

 

[SantoUno]

Can't stop stomping my feet anytime I listen to music.

I practically drum for real ALL the time, attempting to dobule pedal with my feet and accompan that with my hands.

Hey it helps for when I actually get a drum set.

 

[Kud]

I swing on my chair uncontrollably...

Scratch my sack. I'm not even kidding. Sometimes I find my self doing it in public without even realizing it.

yeah, I do that to... I get lots of weird looks from people...

 

[twistedshadows]

Every time someone puts a plate in front of me and says "Be careful, it's hot," I have the immediate urge to touch it.

...And I usually do.
And it's usually not that hot.
Which is actually sort of disappointing.