Best NPC line ever said

[iPatrick]

I'm not reading through 13+ pages to see if it's already been posted or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMAbNFptzAA

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
Liberty Prime
Fallout 3

EVERYTHING from Liberty Prime

 

[JWAN]

Guard: [after being taken captive by Sam on the roof of the Displace office] Hey who are you?
Sam Fisher: Pretend I'm Harry Tuttle
Guard: Who?
Sam Fisher: I'm an ill-tempered, heavily-armed heating engineer asking about your ventilation system.
Guard: I guess, I guess it's not working properly since the blackout
Sam Fisher: So it shouldn't take much to shut down that big fan if i wanted to.
Guard: I, I don't know why would you want to do that?
Sam Fisher: The adventure, the travel.
Guard: ...Okay
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Anna: The missile is closing in fast on the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan.
Sam Fisher: Wait a minute... did you just say I have to win one for the Gipper?
Anna: Dude, what does that even mean?
Sam Fisher: Never mind. You're right Grim; I am old.
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Sam Fisher: You weren't working for government during the Gulf War?
Anna: No. I was in tenth grade.
Sam Fisher: Oh. Right. Yuck.
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Sam Fisher: Sssh, I'm not going to hurt you.
Guard: Wh-who are you? Wait a minute... i-is this a training exercise?
Sam Fisher: Ohh damn...
[pretends to communicate to his superiors, 'receives' orders through earpiece]
Sam Fisher: Support, this guy knows its an exercise. Who let the cat out of the bag?
Guard: Huh! I knew it!
Sam Fisher: [to 'Support'] Roger that. Yeah. Ok...
Sam Fisher: [to guard] Gimme a hand here pal. Just play along. Name, rank and number?
Guard: Corporal Stan Donnelly 24-28-9-9-6.
Sam Fisher: And your not going to tell me anything else?
Guard: No sir!
Sam Fisher: Good boy.
Sam Fisher: [to 'Support'] All right, want me to move onto the next one? Yeah. Roger. Huh, ok I'll ask...
Sam Fisher: [to guard] Command wants to know how many are on the roof.
Guard: Two men on the roof, sir. Two more inbound in a chopper.
Sam Fisher: Thanks. Dismissed.
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Sam Fisher: [after grabbing a patrolling guard] This is private property.
Bank Guard: What are you talking about? I've been working here for two years!
Sam Fisher: Well, prove it...
Bank Guard: Okay... Well, the code to that door is... hey, wait, you're trying to trick me!
Sam Fisher: Ok, you got me, I surrender. Oh, wait, how about you tell me the code anyway and I won't be forced to hurt you?
Bank Guard: Okay, the code is...
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Irving Lambert: Now we have to find out if Soth is a terrorist or an agent
Sam Fisher: You know, those two aren't mutually exclusive...
Irving Lambert: Hippy.
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[the power is cut whilst Fisher is riding in an elevator]
Irving Lambert: The elevator stopped!
Sam Fisher: Thanks Lambert.
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Coen: Welcome to Jerusalem, the birthplace of Christianity, Judaism and Islam.
Sam Fisher: So this is where all the peace and love came from.
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Sam Fisher: You must be Ivan.
Ivan: You are police? You are American?
Sam Fisher: Yes and no. The police are on their way. Till they get here I'm the only friend you've got, and I'm not a very good one.
Ivan: We have to leave. We have to hurry. They'll find us soon.
Sam Fisher: Thats not my job. i'm here for your encryption key.
Ivan: That wasn't the deal.
Sam Fisher: The deal still stands. The feds will get you out of here alive but first you have to give me the key.
Ivan: That wasn't the deal I made with the woman on the phone.
Sam Fisher: Listen do I come to your job and tell you how to murder civilians?
Ivan: What?
Sam Fisher: No. So don't come to my job and tell me how to do it. The feds are on the way or here already. You're gonna be fine. Now you can give me the key or I can take it.
Ivan: That wasn't the deal.
Sam Fisher: You're working from a VERY limited phrase book. Listen, just give me the key. I'm tired and I hate making people scream. It gets me down.
Ivan: Here.
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Splinter Cell how I love thee

 

[Samm1ch]

I love just about everything the Curiosity Sphere says. It's so adorable!

 

[Esvees]

Albert's Oddyssee to the final boss:

"Sick, just sick, what can I say? You're in need of some serious therapy!"

 

[Esvees]

Another one from MGS 3, codec conversation with Sigint while hiding in a box:

Snake: "I don't know, there's something about being in this box that makes me all warm and safe and fuzzy inside, like I'm in my own little world."

Sigint: "Say, what? Man, you fucked up." (or something like that)

 

[koeniginator]

"It also says that you're adopted, which is funny too. Ha-Ha."
-Glados

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

"I try my hardest not to kidnap anyone, but it's very difficult"

Mr T. Earthbound.

 

[Ekonk]

Everything NPC guards in oblivion say..

It's just so...pathetically stupid it's funny T.T

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

 

[Shadow Pigeon]

"I'll show you powerlessness!" - Genis from Tales of Symphonia

 

[josh797]

theres one enemy in pokemon diamond/pearl/platinum who says "my guitar lies broken and weeping" when you beat him. my friend and i laughed at that for like 10 minutes

is that a reference to the beatles song?

 

[Trafs]

"This was a triumph..."

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Forget health packs, I got a shotgun!" -Alyx from Half-Life 2 Episode 1

 

[MessiahElephant]

"The air is tasty here!"
A kid from one of the Pokemon games said that.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'I was shootin' my rifle when you were just an itch in your daddy's pants'

Evan King, Fallout 3