Recent content by mew1234321

You guys sang Streetlight Manifesto. You are now my favourite people on the site. Forever.

So, I like music, and like making music, and a couple of days ago I decided to work on recreating The Bad Touch. You know, that old song about sex from the turn on the century. This is probably one of the most complicated things I've done though, everything else has been 1-2 instrument affairs...

So, I like music, and like making music, and a couple of days ago I decided to work on recreating The Bad Touch. You know, that old song about sex from the turn on the century. This is probably one of the most complicated things I've done though, everything else has been 1-2 instrument affairs...

Now, I may need to preface this with saying that I do not own a PS3, but from what I've seen of the two... (I have played them both at my friends house, though) Personally, I would shell out for Castlevania. The previous 3d Castlevania was absolute bollocks, but I don't know... Lords of...

Yeah, whenever someone pulls the missing link argument for creationism, it's all God of The Gaps again. 'We don't know what came between this and this, so THEREFORE GOD.' Biscuit has basically got it right in how he explains the arguments against creationism using missing links...

Oh wow. Hauu Nanodesu. This is going to be the least appropriate Zombie Apocalypse of all time. :)

I... have no clue what this thing is. It's a small silver tube that produces a small spark if you pull back the triggery thing. I guess I could wank off with it for the few minutes before someone finds me and cuts me to bits with their knife. :(

Bravo sir. Bravo. Not an F2P player myself, I bought the game not too long ago, but these are very important points that half of the P2P players don't know. Even before the Uber Update, you'd see teams with 5+ snipers, and it was aggravating. :( I shall pass this on to my friends...

I somehow managed to completely wreck a cooking pot by boiling some water in it. It was a perfectly good cooking pot, and had worked for boiling water and shit in it before, no problems. Then, one day, I decide to make some instant noodles, I pour in the water, turn the heat to medium...

Hmm... I had this problem for a while, and it was solved by replacing the thermal grease that had worn off the CPU with time. However, my computer was pretty old at the time, and it was just wear-and-tear. If it's a new computer, I doubt you have the same problem, but you could take a look at...

Me and my friend used to do this a lot. Sometimes it wasn't exactly the most productive thing. At one point, we were recording the voice over for some project we were doing, and we were beset with random giggling. It was innocuous at first, but it got worse and worse, until eventually...

I'd probably crap my pants in excitement, since I'm DM, and I know exactly where this is going. (I get to shack up with a hot girl and become king, is what I'm saying here. That and I shoot fireballs out my ass.)

So far? I nearly got laid. I think that's about it. /sadness

Oh shit, so many ways to get all Chuck Greene on someones ass... I dunno, I would probably start lifting my PC, before immediately screaming at the blasphemy I was about to commit, and grab knife of something. Then reconsider and pick up a chair. It's not like I'm trying to hurt anyone or...

Pfft, I already spend days at a time just staring at my luscious body, I don't see how much different this could get. :D On a slightly less fictional note, I would probably just fap all day. All day.