Recent content by Not Carl

Mohammad Nucler Fission

I agree with you, but it is also that the body is our physical representation. When meeting people and making first impressions, your physical appearance is the first impression you give. When it is suggested that a certain type of body is less than acceptable, then it personally offends the...

Uh... a broken printer, a broken alarm clock, a broken T.V., and a fully functional Wii. This is where I keep all my useless shit.

"Eh."

I'd probably guess... seeing your lesbian adopted daughter and your ex-girlfriend who killed your dog make out. In a slaughterhouse.

Superjail! I love that show to death. I only wish there were twenty four hours of the show in existence for me to watch.

I talk to myself whenever I ride my bike. Fortunately, it's not a conversation-with-yourself crazy type of talk, more like an unpracticed monologue. Also, whenever I walk down the street and see a stranger or a group of strangers I like to make up stories about their lives, like what they did...

Alien v. Predator, duh, I'd bet on alien Rock v. Paper v. Scissors, no win there

Lol yeah! Snap its ribs with your man-teeth!

Yeah, me and like everyone else. She was this quiet girl at my school, and I (stupidly) thought I could do better. I talked to her a lot though, and found out she was really cool and we got along. But she was like a 6 and I was busy chasing 8s and 9s. I felt like I was leading her on so I...

Well, the way I see it, games are made for their gameplay. Prototype, being a fighting game, has a gameplay that naturally revolves around if is not entirely dependent on fighting, which isn't a bad thing, because (like you said) smacking a guy's head down below his shoulders and the like is...

It seems like all of inFamous's points were rewarded based on sensemaking and chronolgoy and whatnot, and since games nowadays are all about the most entertaining way to propel an innocent bystander's intestines and lungs to a distance of half a football field away from one another, I think...

Good thing we've got Evilbunny here, expert on the undead and their tactics. Just out of curiosity, how many college credits does that course offer? On that note, this whole thread is pretty unrealistic so I might as well just succumb. I do agree with you. Anyone ever seen Night of the Living...

And then you shoot him with your Sega light pistol and he follows up with "Uncle Eeeehndrosss!! Aaaaiii've feeehled youuuuu!!!" Classic.

When does my 53 year old uncle-twice-removed's restraining order expire?