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I really am enjoying reading this column; thank you for taking the time to write it. Using life as a resource is something old suicide black decks used to do very well. The basic premise was to put a countdown timer on yourself, you could have large creatures stomping around early, but they...

I... Just.... YES! Holy crap yes! I remember a Batman game took away a move that meant people were stuck at a certain point, but Immortal Death Scorpion on Speed takes the cake! I think we have a winner!

Duke Nukem For... Oh, wait... Damn. To be honest, I haven't really found a single game I could fall into all year, I've tried, but games seem to be getting thinner. I actually found myself going retro more often (Nothing is more satisfying then breaking out the old SNES, or playing Conker's...

Get two pieces of wood, put a portal on either of them and then put one of the pieces of wood inside the other!

It has been a while, but I don't remember being blown up by anything unless I was in a tank or a banshee-thingy. The Warthog though I don't seem to remember exploding? I also remember driving it into other people driving one when I got bored. I might be wrong, thanks for picking me up on that.

I set myself on fire while drinking heavily and playing guitar hero. True story, perhaps the best party of my life! EDIT: You didn't eat an entire large pizza! Also, it is impossible to freeze a pot-plant. Do I win a cookie nao?

Single-handedly kill everyone else on the ship in the most gruesome way possible then bath in their gore for a while? Also, drink a nice glass of whiskey.

I found Halo to be annoying really. Had the game, played it through, beat it on legendary, felt like topping myself. But I must say, the person who said that driving feels good in the game probably needs a bullet.... Being in an indestructible car that you control with the camera was not a...

Too Many Humans by Buckethead or Maybe Lightsaber Cocksucking Blues

Want Some Candy? *Manic Laughter ensues*

I would have to say male, but then again my view of celebrity is different to a lot of other people. Stephen K Amos Paul McDermott Anthony Kiedis Douglas Adams

Sad-Robot: Thanks. Oh, and something I forgot earlier: The legal system works of basic principals. To stop re-offending (punishment and rehab), to safe-guard the community (Take the person away from the 'temptation'), Discourage others from offending (and thereby showing the courts disdain...

I'd like to add, if I could, my two cents on the matters. Magrave: You say that killing a child is pure evil, yet you yourself seem so hell bent on committing this child to death? I may have missed something, and I apologise if I have, but by that logic you yourself are pure evil...