Oh no! You're falling in a black hole!

[megamanenm]

Don't ask why, but you're on a spaceship that's getting sucked up by a black hole. You're not past the event horizon yet, but it doesn't really matter since the escape velocity has already exceeded the ships speed. It's the 'good' kind of black hole, the one that doesn't speed up the front part of your body faster than your back causing your atoms to be pulled apart eventually entering the black hole as a bunch of subatomic particles, so you don't have to worry about that. So what will you do in your last moments? If you need to know, you're on the ship with about twenty more people.

 

[Marter]

I would tell everyone on the ship how much they mean to me. Then I would try and go to sleep.

 

[NJ]

Gangbang.

What? Too short?

 

[Blueruler182]

Email home, then mass rape.

EDIT: DAMN IT! He beat me!

 

[Sougo]

Explain in graphic detail to the rest of the 20 how the black hole is gonna thoroughly tear us up, quark by quark.

 

[Gavmando]

Gangbang.

What? Too short?

Damn. Ninja'd by the 3rd post.

Seriously, what else would there be to do?

 

[MagicMouse]

Kill them all, just to know what its like.

Also, there is only ONE kind of black hole, and it would most assuredly crush, stretch, destroy your body.

Real answer, stare in horror like everyone else.....boring.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

don't tell anyone and use the only escape pod and leave while everybody else gets sucked in.

 

[Phatnpround]

I fire up the engines and aim away from the black hole to give me as much time as possible and, assuming I have about 30mins left, I spend my last moments the way I've lived the rest of my life, playing video games in my underwear.

 

[NJ]

Email home, then mass rape.

EDIT: DAMN IT! He beat me!

YES! Victory at last!

*steals trophy and hauls ass*

 

[Lazarus Long]

Fuck it. Turn this bad boy around and plow into it at full speed. With any luck, we'll either end up in a parallel universe, or make the Kessel Run in less than .01 parsec.

 

[Billion Backs]

Email home, then mass rape.

EDIT: DAMN IT! He beat me!

That's assuming internet would work in space the same way it does on Earth. Considering that home is probably Earth, and there aren't any black holes anywhere near, it might take years for the signal to actually get to Earth if it ever does. Or it could simply get stuck in the black hole once you're past event horizon. Granted, once you're there, you probably won't care. You'll be spaghetti!

Also, loot, rape, and murder for the lulz. And full speed into the hole, since there's no point escaping it anyways.

 

[lacktheknack]

Not much, probably pray.

 

[manythings]

Promptly kill myself, I don't want to experience a black hole first hand.

 

[PTSpyder]

Much like Laz, I would accelerate directly into it just to get the damn thing over with.

 

['orrible-Troll]

Single-handedly kill everyone else on the ship in the most gruesome way possible then bath in their gore for a while? Also, drink a nice glass of whiskey.

 

[Blueruler182]

Email home, then mass rape.

EDIT: DAMN IT! He beat me!

YES! Victory at last!

*steals trophy and hauls ass*

*Watches and laughs as he runs into the part of the black hole that ate the ship on that side. A good last moment for me...*

 

[neoontime]

Kill and rape, oh and I guess ask God for forgiveness.

 

[e2density]

Sleep, not think about eating, enjoy the sights.

 

[child of lileth]

I'd just sit and wonder if it'll work like Star Ocean, and somehow take me somewhere else, like a wormhole instead.