Well first I'd stop all the rapists and people mentioning mass orgies (Yes, I'd have he gun.) Maybe lock them in the cargo hold so they can do what ever there. Then I'd probably just stare at the black hole. Or start a rave.
Oh no! You're falling in a black hole!
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to the observer (someone watching you enter, although this cant really be done cuzz light doesn't escape) it would assuredly crush, stretch, and destroy your body. according to that same equation though the person going into the hole wouldn't experience that so who knows?MagicMouse said:
Actually, the time dilation effect would only slow time down to about half normal speed with the largest black hole in the milky way... so you shouldn't die of old age unless your ship runs on a TIE engine and your really, really, really far awaycerealnmuffin said:
Why so much rape? There's something so... harsh and forced about it.
OT: I'd set the ship to get as much time before the ripping begins, set the engine and whatnot to overload spectacularly, then do what most others on this forum are saying they'd do before their last moment. Nothing would be better than to have great sex right before the ship goes cataclysmic. If it could be seen, the view of the explosion and black hole in the background would be better than any sunset. It's faster/less painful (well, except for the harsh sex) than being pulled apart, and I would be literally going out in a bang and effectively riding off into the sunset while having the best time of your life... no better way to go out.
I'd tell my adopted little brother to stop believing in himself but believe in me who believes in him. He'd then drill a whole in reality and we'd escape to another universe.
Either that or sit on the command deck contemplating my life/losing my sanity whils't looking out at.... well I'd like to say the stars, but are those even visible from inside a black hole? For some reason I wanna say: 'No, no they're not'.
Either that or sit on the command deck contemplating my life/losing my sanity whils't looking out at.... well I'd like to say the stars, but are those even visible from inside a black hole? For some reason I wanna say: 'No, no they're not'.
Shoot my reverse-gravity laser into the epicenter of the black hole. Crisis averted. ...What? All a black hole is is a monstrous force of gravity around one point, enough to bend light.
I would get as drunk and high as possible ( assuming that its on board ) and act a fool. Basically, try to go as comfortably as I can.
Ahem.OptimusPrime33 said:
The Kessel Run is a smuggling route in Star Wars that cuts dangerously close to a black hole. The faster the ship, the closer it can edge to said singularity without facing our hypothetical situation here. Han Solo's boast that he did it in less than 12 parsecs meant that the Falcon was bitchin' fast.
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Or possibly George Lucas had no idea what he was talking about and just threw in a word he heard Carl Sagan say.
Would probably unleash all my anger on a selected few (only to beat them to a pulp). Then burn straigt for the center only to hope that it's a wormhole (that will take me somewhere better) instead of a crush-a-tron 9000
Point the ship right at the centre of the black hole, go at full speed and sing the final countdown as we rocket into oblivion. And make sure someone records it and puts it on youtube.