Oh no! You're falling in a black hole!

[Blueruler182]

Email home, then mass rape.

EDIT: DAMN IT! He beat me!

That's assuming internet would work in space the same way it does on Earth. Considering that home is probably Earth, and there aren't any black holes anywhere near, it might take years for the signal to actually get to Earth if it ever does. Or it could simply get stuck in the black hole once you're past event horizon. Granted, once you're there, you probably won't care. You'll be spaghetti!

Also, loot, rape, and murder for the lulz. And full speed into the hole, since there's no point escaping it anyways.

Okay, the plan then turns into turn the ship around, shoot it at as fast a speed as possible, launch an escape pod with the fastest thrusters I can possibly get, and have that transmit the message. Hopefully the added velocity would allow the ray (whichever ray it is) to make it to a close satellite and the message will be sent before the mass rape begins. I don't need to hit Earth, I just need to assume that I'm not the only asshole floating around in space.

 

[megamanenm]

I see a disturbing amount of rape here... What website was this again?

 

[NJ]

Email home, then mass rape.

EDIT: DAMN IT! He beat me!

YES! Victory at last!

*steals trophy and hauls ass*

*Watches and laughs as he runs into the part of the black hole that ate the ship on that side. A good last moment for me...*

*Proceeds to be evaporazed by the black hole as the windows steam up with insanely loud Boogie Nights music playing. Definitely going out with a bang...*

 

[Logic 0]

Slaughter the crew then yell really loud, because I don't want them to suffer.

 

[Blueruler182]

Email home, then mass rape.

EDIT: DAMN IT! He beat me!

YES! Victory at last!

*steals trophy and hauls ass*

*Watches and laughs as he runs into the part of the black hole that ate the ship on that side. A good last moment for me...*

*Proceeds to be evaporazed by the black hole as the windows steam up with insanely loud Boogie Nights music playing. Definitely going out with a bang...*

*Proceeds with the rape that NJ forgot to do while running away with his trophy. Also going out with a bang.*

I win.

 

[HT_Black]

Angle the ship so that I can infinately exploit the hole's gravitational pull, switch on solar panels, engage the thrusters, and send out a call for help. Why die until I'm good and ready, right? If it turns out I'm in some kind of Event Horizon/7 Days a Stranger situation, I'd dismember the crew, tie myself down, and if the need arises, smash my hands with a wrench.

 

[Blueruler182]

I see a disturbing amount of rape here... What website was this again?

Hey, I'd do someone against an active nuke simply because we both know we're going to die, so we better damn well enjoy it. If she doesn't, it's her own damn fault.

 

[cerealnmuffin]

From what I have read, time slows as you near the blank hole so there is a chance to dying of old age before you are torn apart. If that is not the case, I think astronauts have those cyanide pills or something cause being stretched to the breaking point doesnt sound like quality entertainment to me.

 

[Littlee300]

"Now you will never find the cure! WAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

 

[dududf]

Giant ass Orgy, and then see if Black Holes are fuc-erm friggable.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Engage in hand to gland combat one last time

Probably either cry, or call home an cry as I tell them whats happening. Either way, I won't dye dry.

 

[Littlee300]

Kill and rape, oh and I guess ask God for forgiveness.

You will be seeing him real soon luckily...
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I would go into the black hole and maybe discover the creators of the universe lair!... it is the only possible conclusion...

 

[Lavi]

Jump into hyperspace. Geez, by the time we get to a black hole, we'll be able to escape one.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I would hope that the hypothesis which states that in every black hole there's a Universe is correct.

 

[Yarggg]

Get another BIGGER black hole and engulf the other one.. and then get another BIGGERER one to engulf that one.. and so forth..

 

[Gilbert32]

Make a call home. Then try to remember best times of my life and go to sleep.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would tell everyone on the ship how much they mean to me. Then I would try and go to sleep.

I would take the first part of that...
Then I would see if there isn't any sort of action I can get before I die, I doubt anyone would really blame me I mean IT'S A BLACK HOLE will anyone who is worth listening to say "Hey now die with dignity! we may experience a fresh new hell new to anyone in existence but that is no reason to resort to harassment!"?
I think not.
After that I would invite anyone on that ship for a drink and a short song with whatever instruments we have before we die.

 

[WalrusMan]

I would give the finger to a nearby window. Because anyone observing us getting sucked into the black hole would never actually view us disappearing. It'd look like we are frozen for infinity.