Recent content by phwbt

Right trigger to poo pants. I totally just pulled right trigger. But before I did, I went to the bathroom, pulled my pants down and sat on the toilet. Still managed to poo my pants though... :( Nice review!

Read it. If you like it, the movie will be worth getting.

I've only ever heard of Engrish as being an accidental bastardization of English by non English speaking people or non native English speaking people. Engrish refers to non-standard variations of English often found in East Asian countries. Spelling may also be non-standard. While the term...

I can't believe it took 30 posts before someone said Beer Pong! Insanity. Also, 7's is pretty good if you want a game that requires little explanation and a lot of drinking.

What's wrong with Engrish? If you are trying to speak in a language that is foreign to you, aren't you expected to make a few mistakes? Ha ha ha. It must irk you to no end that American Standard English is becoming the standard for English around the globe. I taught English in another country...

First off, did you read the article I linked? If not, the basic gist was there was a scientific study that discovered hands free or not, drivers talking on their phones were 4 times as likely to get in an accident than drivers who were not talking on the phone? You can state your opinions all...

I think the real question here is, are you an idiot? Seriously. Just because both of your hands are on the wheel doesn't mean any less likely to get in an accident. Using a cell phone - even a hands-free one - while driving quadruples the risk of getting into a crash with serious...

I vote for the Legendary Theme [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8qTcx_nzQw] from Gitaroo Man! That game was awesome.

Nah. You don't have to look at your phone to text. When I was living in Japan, I would text in both English and Japanese while riding my bicycle. There's no way I could have done that if I had to look at my phone. Also, it is illegal to text and drive in California.

Mass Effect? Edit: The Orange Box As for reasons, there are tons of reviews on the both that are much more involved than any reason I would give. My reason is merely, "because I had fun playing them".

I hope the "obvious reasons" were drinking in the pub, using "fart" expression, and using "belch" expression because that's what I was going to say.

First off, to answer your questions, #1 yes, #2 no. I'm not really into chocolate. Second, I said it can become routine and boring. I don't let it, and I think part of that is the fact I don't push my partner to have sex every day. Maybe I'm taking this from my viewpoint as I am in a...

I think number scores are quite helpful. When I read reviews, I often go to Metacritic. Then I look for a game I'm interested in and read a few of the reviews with the highest scores and a few with the lowest scores. It generally gives me a decent idea of what is going on with the game...

FF Tactics. Nice call. I forgot a lot of that story. Better break out my PS2 and my stack of Playstation games.

If someone cleaned my house for free every day, I would be very much excited. Also, if someone gave me $500 a day, I would probably remain excited.