Recent content by priestswearseatbelts

There won't be a homosexual (GLBT) president. Nor an openly, and unambiguously, atheist one. In America. Within our lifetime. So long as ignorance and bigotry remain easier to acquire, than knowledge and education.

This site is popular. No one ever complains about the layout or aesthetics. Lets overhaul the entire site. Sense make none does. If this is what it takes to justify the web designers full time position...

Well now. You missed the part where I usurp @Ranorak from his throne.

The first response was 'Firefly'. Who would have expected that?

Soul Reaver / Legacy of Kain Guardian Heroes Gunstar Heroes Beyond Good and Evil Discworld Ikaruga

Immortality (Staying my current age, physically) Indestructibility (Even at a cellular level) Teleport Ability (Without range restrictions. So that I have somewhere to go, when everyone on earth is dead.)

I do far worse things for 5 million dollars..... far worse.

Recently. Deadheads.

They started it.

Anyone that doesn't want to be immortal. Should really just step aside, and give someone else their spot in the universe.

Thin doorways at fast food joints. Ban drive through. Thin isles in supermarkets.... with the exception being. Fruit and veg isles are 'fat accessible'. Problem solved. You're all welcome. *Sure they will send there kids through. However. Eventually the kid will be too fat. If...

Soul Reaver / Legacy of Kain series...... The story is one of the greatest things ever written down... ever. 1. It hasn't been made into a movie yet. 2. They aren't making anymore games. 3. It's not a fucking movie yet. Final Fantasy Series. Again fantastic story driven...

There's more than one hole fella. If you can adjust your criteria accordingly.

I was never hit as a child. I was never troublesome as a child and, thus far, I have not been in trouble with the law; as an adult. I had quite a privileged upbringing. My parents are, both, very well educated. I would never hit a child. If you are incapable of administering discipline...

Non-Americans: How do you view us? Through the forth wall. Like most of the world.