Recent content by Ray De Ation

Earthbound asks you, the player, to pray for your characters to help defeat the evil foetus- boss-thing. It is surprisingly difficult not to comply.

Eraserhead. Oh god, just... Eraserhead. It starts off midly surreal and turns horrifying just when you've gotten acclimatised.

I've never finished half-life 2 without recourse to the invisibility code...

Down With the Sickness by Disturbed. Because srsly. Eff that sickness.

Ulala from Space CHannel 5! Becuase dancing forever.

I will almost instinctively try to throw up a forcefield if a scary monster/enemy soldier/annoying salesperson approaches. Oddly enough, it seems to work.

Herdier's only three feet tall but he doesn't afraid of anything :) Also, look at that moustache. Dang that's manly. Don't mention Candlejack! Otherwise he turns up and

The G-man from Half-life is cousin to the Slenderman. You know it to be true.

An interesting rebuttal to that Stephen Fry programme pointed out that, of all the people he asked, it was the middle-class or generally "well-off" sufferers of bipolar depression that said they treasured their illness too much to value losing it. It just presents an interesting possible...

Dear future self; Do not spend so long zooming around on a jetpack that you neglect to polish, maintain, and otherwise care for your army of robots. Toodles, your past self

You too?

Let's be charitable and assume that they avoid you because they think you would have nothing to talk about.

Though you spent the last seven years of your life reading up on quantum chronodynamics in a stuffy library, it will all come to naught, as your working life will be spent sailing through dark, unprotected corridors, gravely slaughtering hundreds.

The game news on here is really rather good. I don't think I would leave.

Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. Oh hey, I can steal things from the shop. Neat. Whenever I go back, however... The shopkeeper zaps me with a laser and changes my name permanently to "THIEF"! It's that kind of little thing that convinces you the game devs love their job, and also provides...