Recent content by Reokue

LOL just happened to me today. Woman pulls out her checkbook. Me: I'm sorry but we don't take checks Customer: Why not? Me: Due to a large number of checks returning for insufficient funds. Customer: But I wanna write a check. Me: We accept cash or credit. Customer: I don't have any...

Aah work. We love to hate it but we also love money. What I want to know are what are the moments where your boss,customer, or coworker has made you your angriest. Or where they have done something tremendously stupid. My most recent one happened when I was standing in front of the elevators...

This is the conversation that I had with a teenager. This is about paintball. Do note that the number that I say is the industry standard because that's what the majority of masks are rated for. Teen: What's the field speed limit here? Me: 285. T: That's lame. M: How so? T: Well down in...

Everybody needs to watch more Mel Brook's movies like Young Frankenstein and Spaceballs and chill the hell out. So what if the world is going to hell? We're all gonna die anyway. Do what makes you happy now so when you finally kick the bucket you don't die hungry or sore. Be Happy!

Here: http://www.rap4.com/paintball/os/series-markers-rap68-shotgun-c-21_158_337.html Legal at any paintball field that allows regular .68 caliber paint. Some fields don't allow the other guns on that website because the .43 can go through .68 netting sometimes.

Alot of fields will let you rent gear. Like the field that I currently work at lets you rent a marker, mask, and 500 rounds for $35. These prices are going to go up the farther away from the US you go. I'm not really into the outdoors/mil-sim market for snipers. But I can tell you that...

Supposedly, Greg Hastings Tournament Paintball 2 is going to be out of this world. Playing on the wii, you'll be able to peak out of the bunkers. They'll have woodsball and speedball this time. Totally update graphics. *Drool*

Are we talking "Click" zombie mode or I'm making the choices that I would have made if I was concious and fully aware?

Hold the anger guys. Because the movies sold so well there is talk of bringing Futurama back for a sixth season. No deals have officially been made, but there is serious talk about it. Oh and Futurama.

My first job was at 16. Security guard. I almost went crazy from the bordem of that job.

I got a better opening: "In the beginning there was the big bang."

Hands down Logan.

What you have to realize is that high school is all about teaching you things and making you do things you don't want to do. That's completely on purpose. It's designed to get you to dive into things that you wouldn't have otherwise dived into. And yeah your gonna hit some crap on your way down...

Hey as long as your having fun that's all that counts. I prefer fields because I'm always meeting new people that are in paintball and making new friends.

You could do what Chris Rock suggests and make bullets cost $5,000. That would make people think twice about shooting someone. "I would cap your butt, but I don't have the money!"