"I bet you a tenner you've a hole in your sock!"
Ok, they were right, but I was pissed that I lost ?10 on that one...
Ok, they were right, but I was pissed that I lost ?10 on that one...
What is the most ridiculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about anything...
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This is the conversation that I had with a teenager. This is about paintball. Do note that the number that I say is the industry standard because that's what the majority of masks are rated for.
Teen: What's the field speed limit here?
Me: 285.
T: That's lame.
M: How so?
T: Well down in Oregon we play at 500.
M: *head explodes*
Teen: What's the field speed limit here?
Me: 285.
T: That's lame.
M: How so?
T: Well down in Oregon we play at 500.
M: *head explodes*
"Obama's a muslim terrorist." I live in the deep south, had a lot of idiots at my school saying that.
Pretty much anything treating the Bible as fact. Includes such gems as several creationist quotes, proclaiming Halloween as of the devil, and many more. Again, deep south, have a lot of that.
Not so much a statement, but one girl in my science class still though the sun revolved around Earth when the teacher asked which revolves around which (in 8th grade. District needs to up the science standards). She also was into the who Obama as a terrorist thing, so she probably was raised as a religious nut.
My health teacher said a man's average height is 6'4-6'5. She also said that if you ate McDonald's a few times a week, what happened in Supersize Me would happen to you because you're still getting those quantities of fat in your body, just at a slower rate. Now that I think about it, schools spew a lot of crap about health.
Anything about the LHC ending the world. As to this one guy on a recent episode of The Daily Show, probability doesn't work that way.
There's probably more I could think of, but I can't remember right now.
Pretty much anything treating the Bible as fact. Includes such gems as several creationist quotes, proclaiming Halloween as of the devil, and many more. Again, deep south, have a lot of that.
Not so much a statement, but one girl in my science class still though the sun revolved around Earth when the teacher asked which revolves around which (in 8th grade. District needs to up the science standards). She also was into the who Obama as a terrorist thing, so she probably was raised as a religious nut.
My health teacher said a man's average height is 6'4-6'5. She also said that if you ate McDonald's a few times a week, what happened in Supersize Me would happen to you because you're still getting those quantities of fat in your body, just at a slower rate. Now that I think about it, schools spew a lot of crap about health.
Anything about the LHC ending the world. As to this one guy on a recent episode of The Daily Show, probability doesn't work that way.
There's probably more I could think of, but I can't remember right now.
QFT. I hate idiots like that.Anonymouse said:
One of my friends thinks global warming is a con made by the goverment to get more money.
Yeah sorry I was half asleep reading the post and didn't notice that it was really old, so you should just ignore me!Sayvara said:
Did you know, that the character Kain out of the command and conquer series is a play on that. The messiah, the brotherhood of nod. All quite intreging.Simriel said:
there is a condition that some are born with were all there organs are switch heart, spleen, etc. but they don't necessarily have to be lefthanded.BrynThomas said:
My flatmate: "OMG I think I have swine flu!"
Me: "We live over 500 miles from the nearest reported case, but I must know, why do you think you have swine flu?"
My flatmate: "Because my throat is kinda sore and I have a slight temperature!!!"
it would be funny if it wasn't true,
Me: "We live over 500 miles from the nearest reported case, but I must know, why do you think you have swine flu?"
My flatmate: "Because my throat is kinda sore and I have a slight temperature!!!"
it would be funny if it wasn't true,
As opposed to Uncle Sam's Home-Brewed Cola then? What soft drinks aren't 'capitalist brands'?concrete89 said:
The first part is believeable BUT not knowing a volcanoe !Maggot666 said:
WTF ! it's amazing how many retards exist (One might even be reading this right now)
My one:
"I don't see the point in a PS3 because it's just a PSP but made for your TV"
(She judged the consoles by there home menu)
i replied
"You idiotic illertrate snobby ignorant Retard !"
Another one
Mom: What are those giant towers with electricty cables on them ?
My primary school teacher told me the story of creation
she was wrong
my secondary school teacher tells me we have an effect on global warming
well she is wrong too, we cant affect it!!!
there, the two topics we were supposed to avoid
she was wrong
my secondary school teacher tells me we have an effect on global warming
well she is wrong too, we cant affect it!!!
there, the two topics we were supposed to avoid