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megalomania

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Sayvara said:
Are you flaming or do you actually believe that?

Anyway 'the big burning ball of fire in the sky' as you refer to it, is going into a relatively quiet period, they 'think' (predicting these things is not easy) that the current solar flare activity peaked in the 1800s some time and it has been on the way down since then. Seems weird that the sun getting cooler would have anything to do with the earth getting warmer.

Please slander my name now...

p.s on topic I heard a guy say he thought global warming was caused by us sending rockets into space and punching holes in the atmosphere
 

nolongerhere

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Some girl I know was positive that jews weren't real.

Also, I had a friend who came to me and dropped some soup on the floor.
Friend "See that, soup bounces!"
He is a kind but dim boy.
 

Snowalker

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"In the new Wolverine movie Deadpool will shoot lazers from his eyes and his swords will come out of his knuckles."

Oh wait, that did happen, never mind.

Damn Hollywood
 

CoziestPigeon

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Wouldukindly said:
I'm going to cut and paste a MSN conversation I had a few weeks ago:

Idiot says:
but as i said im evil and yanks are stupid...not a good combo

Me says:
If they're so stupid, how come they ruled the world for the last fifty years?

Idiot says:
because they have all the money duh

Me says:
And how did they get this money?

Idiot says:
no one nos how they gotn it it just happend

I have whole insane convos with this guy...he believes the British Empire should come back because 'everyone was working together for the same goals'
Hate to burst your bubble, Americans A) have no money and B) don't rule shit. Ask China, they'll tell you what's what.
 

Therumancer

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CkretAznMan said:
"If you think you're right, then you're right" - Douche
"So if I believed that bananas are red, then they are?" - Me
"Yes, to you it is. Therefore you are right." - Douche
<face-palm> - Me
This is a matter of philosophy as much as anything if I understand the conversation correctly. I can't speak for the context.

While not an expert, Bhuddists for example basically believe that each person defines their own reality and is like a god. As it's been described to me, when you die for example you sort of go to a limbo, and if you are waiting for some god or devil to come and "save" or "punish" you then you'll be stuck there forever. The only way out is pretty much the realization that you define your own reality, basically ARE god, and can then cause
yourself to leave.

Now how all of this works with the reincarnation and Bhudda himself and such is beyond me, as I have not looked into it closely. This is simply how it's been explained to me by some people who follow it, and/or have read things like "The White Book".

The key word pretty much there is BELIEF, and whether the person believes it to be true or not, since ultimatly he creates his own reality (or will do so) and thus cannot be correct. After all if he chooses to call the color yellow red, or sees it as red with his own eyes, then he is not truely incorrect. It is simply your perception that is differant, and you are also correct from your reality which you quite probably share with more people.

I don't know the guy, but as I understand things you are not going to win an arguement like that with a Bhuddist. But then again I doubt many of them would give enough of a crud to argue with you about it anyway. :p
 

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Lucia di Lammermore said:
Not to mention the fact that gravity is also "just a theory." So are germs. Are they untrue too?

And on topic,"If you put a bomb in just the right place in the earth, you could create an earthquake"

and you would know this how? o_O
That's actually true. During WWII, one of the Allied nations (I forget which) experimented with an earthquake bomb. It wouldn't detonate on impact, instead it tunneled down and exploded beneath the ground. It was actually pretty good at destroying bridges and such.

Edit: It was designed by the same engineer who invented the bouncing bomb. At first it wasn't taken seriously, but after he created the wildly successful aforementioned bouncing bomb, the RAF actually listened.

Snowalker said:
"In the new Wolverine movie Deadpool will shoot lazers from his eyes and his swords will come out of his knuckles."

Oh wait, that did happen, never mind.

Damn Hollywood
They didn't! They couldn't have! They probably did. Excuse me while I cry.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Whilst talking about whether or not graphic novels that read right to left is the right way to read them:

Me:What's wrong about reading right to left?

Idiot:It's worng cause it's not English.

Me:THAT'S RACIST!

(30 seonds later after we were done laughing)

Me:Oh, and also; you're in a French lesson!
 

Oisnafas

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"Communism is an extreme belief in catholicism that communion should be observed three times a week."

From the same person that asked "Why can't I see the Earth through a telescope?" I kid you not. This moron was in ninth grade for 5 years. I'm surprised he even made it that far.
 

arcstone

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"wait, trains use wheels?
...I thought they used tracks."


"did lenin fight stalin?"


"No, I think its the soviets that where capitalists and the americans that are communists."


-This here unbelievably stupid blond girl in my class that I shall not mention by name.


I truly wish I was making this up.
 

concrete89

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Sane Man said:
The dumbest thing I constantly hear in universities among the "educated" is the following:

"Communism is perfect on paper".

No, it is not perfect in any sense of the word. The only way you could perceive it as perfect is if you wish to reshape mankind into something else altogether, namely, an ant colony.
Communism does not work, because we are to much like an ant colony.

On to the stupidity.
someone critizized me for drinking coco cola, because it was a "capitalist brand". (bad english, sorry.)
He did this while drinking sprite...
 

El Taco the Rogue

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Optimus Prime said:
Wouldukindly said:
I'm going to cut and paste a MSN conversation I had a few weeks ago:

Idiot says:
but as i said im evil and yanks are stupid...not a good combo

Me says:
If they're so stupid, how come they ruled the world for the last fifty years?

Idiot says:
because they have all the money duh

Me says:
And how did they get this money?

Idiot says:
no one nos how they gotn it it just happend

I have whole insane convos with this guy...he believes the British Empire should come back because 'everyone was working together for the same goals'
Well it's true (!)

Anyway I heard;

-Would you rather be gay or blind?
=Well gay, because if I was gay I'd enjoy it
-WEll I WOULDN'T!!!
Ricky Gervais show quote much?
 

IrrelevantTangent

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"We do not torture."

Wait, wrong quote. I'd have to go with anything that comes out of Ann Coulter's/Katharine Harris's/Dick Cheney's/Bill O'Reilly's mouths at any given time if we're looking for ridiculous statements.
 

JRCB

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"There are Jewish people in America?"
-A girl in my class
"Do you live in an igloo?"
-A person on XBOX LIVE, who I later had some psychological fun with
"You're going to Hell for not believing in god!"
-Some random person who heard my saying that I was agnostic.
 

SL33TBL1ND

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smudgey said:
A few years back, i installed a DVD burner in my cousin's PC. Next time i went to his place, he was burning a cd on his ancient cd burner, and not the new DVD burner (which had about 4x the CD-R write speed). When i asked him why he wasn't using the DVD burner for it, he told me that DVD burners can't burn cds.....
Actually, sometimes that is true, my DVD burner can't burn CD's, it just spits the disc back out. But that really depends on the burner, it doesn't cover all of them.