What is the most ridiculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about anything...

[xXGeckoXx]

I'm going to cut and paste a MSN conversation I had a few weeks ago:

Idiot says:
but as i said im evil and yanks are stupid...not a good combo

Me says:
If they're so stupid, how come they ruled the world for the last fifty years?

Idiot says:
because they have all the money duh

Me says:
And how did they get this money?

Idiot says:
no one nos how they gotn it it just happend

I have whole insane convos with this guy...he believes the British Empire should come back because 'everyone was working together for the same goals'

Um go British empire...ummm Nah just kidding.

I'm a British person by the way.

I had a friend who claimed that macs where superior to windows. Now i do not thinks so (note that i am typing this on a macbook pro). I lie macs. Doesnt mean they are any good comparison to windows. |They are no fun to operate too.

 

[Jagers1994]

"The holocaust didn't happen."

What?

 

[molesgallus]

"Pregnant lady at my old work who no amount mentioning genetics would convince her otherwise."

-Some guy, above.

 

[ForrestDixon]

"I am being honest! I can defy gravity on the weekends!!!"

"Hitler was a great man!! I would love to see his Resemue......" Its so sad. My friend said both of the quotes I just listed.


"THEY DONT HAVE BLACK PEOPLE IN GERMANY!!!!!!!" My friend said this to a girl that was black and claimed to be from Germany. Turns out she really was from Germany and she was an exchange student.

 

[Avatar Roku]

The dumbest thing I constantly hear in universities among the "educated" is the following:

"Communism is perfect on paper".

No, it is not perfect in any sense of the word. The only way you could perceive it as perfect is if you wish to reshape mankind into something else altogether, namely, an ant colony.

Exactly. That's why it's perfect on paper, because it doesn't take human nature into account.

"Movies adapted from books are always better than the book."-Some idiot I knew that knew how to read and was not dyslexic but never reads. And if your dyslexic then I guess it is true.

The only book/movie combo where the movie was better was Children of Men, and even then only because the movie was fucking epic.

I guess the old "Evolution is just a theory" should be mentioned, since it's something I hear way too often. It's just parroting that means the person talking has no idea what they are talking about.

I know. I actually made a thread about it [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.88261#1347411] a while ago, that's how much it pissed me off.

 

[poet_lawreate]

Just the other day a man tried to explain to me that even though he had taken a plastic bag to carry his booze, it was okay because he was saving the planet anyway.

His explanation? If you buy more Guinness you'll save the environment.

Naturally intrigued, I enquired more, but that was all he wished to say. Perhaps he thinks Irish beverages stop global warming? I don't know. I do admire him though; I wish I was that sure about anything.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I was told this all through eigth grade: God will strike you down for not believing in him!
Hey, Debante! I'M STILL FUCKING HERE.

 

[darkless]

This happened monday i wont tell the story although bizarre and slightly amusing it would be off topic.

Police officer: Sorry you can't wheel a coffin down the street it's illegal
My "friend": It's not illegal how would you know?
Me and the five other people there: *Facepalm* Shut the hell up karl

 

[Simriel]

All your crazy American politicians who say crap like "It's called the theory of evolution, because it is only a theory"

Thanks buddy, the fact that we all descended from apes is wayyyy worse then we all came from the most incestuous family of all time.

Hey mom, you look hot today in that leaf.

If you knew right God made a compainion for Adam & Eves child

No. No he did not. Kane wandered in the waist, and came upon the kingdom of nod. The Chronicles of Nod where removed from the original Torah because its cotradicted the 'only one divine family' idea.

 

[Soul137]

"what if we could like... see... ummm... colors..."
-My friend while baked.

 

[white_salad]

" You know batman is marvel, not dc right?"

" I got halo 3 on my PS3, I think it's superior to the 360 version"

Both said by my very annoying " friends". He's more of a " person who shows up because he is a friend of one of my friends girlfriends...Say that three times fast.

 

[Spacewolf]

I'm

Oh the ridiculous things I hear daily from creativionists... (I study evolution and related things and like to discuss them, so I sometimes end up talking to people like that)

I guess the old "Evolution is just a theory" should be mentioned, since it's something I hear way too often. It's just parroting that means the person talking has no idea what they are talking about.

I would advise that you bring to their attention that gravity is also "just a theory." Then test it by jumping up and down a few times with a smug look on your face.

Not to mention the Helios Theory (basicly, the that planets go around the Sun) and Nuclear Theory (guess what that one is). People who say "just a theory" are full of shit and are sheep.

Unfortuanately (or fortunately) I dont hang around with dumbasses.

I think it is actually still just a theory as they have yet to prove the existance of gravitons (the things that are needed for gravity to work)

 

[bmf185]

"Jesus was white because white is the colour of purity"

I never use internetspeak, but LOL.

"The holocaust didn't happen."

What?

I've heard that too. Pretty horrifying.

All your crazy American politicians who say crap like "It's called the theory of evolution, because it is only a theory"

Thanks buddy, the fact that we all descended from apes is wayyyy worse then we all came from the most incestuous family of all time.

Hey mom, you look hot today in that leaf.

If you knew right God made a compainion for Adam & Eves child

No. No he did not. Kane wandered in the waist, and came upon the kingdom of nod. The Chronicles of Nod where removed from the original Torah because its cotradicted the 'only one divine family' idea.

His name is spelled Cain. C-A-I-N. I have seen it spelled three wrong ways so far in this thread. Kane and Abel is a novel. Then again, so is Cain and Abel. That's right, I think it's all a bunch of hoo-hah, but I still know how to spell it.

 

[cheesecake123]

This happened monday i wont tell the story although bizarre and slightly amusing it would be off topic.

Police officer: Sorry you can't wheel a coffin down the street it's illegal
My "friend": It's not illegal how would you know?
Me and the five other people there: *Facepalm* Shut the hell up karl

i think everyone would like to hear you story on how you got into that situation.


wait it wasnt a funeral was it because i would feel sad =(

 

[lornb]

Oh the ridiculous things I hear daily from creativionists... (I study evolution and related things and like to discuss them, so I sometimes end up talking to people like that)

I guess the old "Evolution is just a theory" should be mentioned, since it's something I hear way too often. It's just parroting that means the person talking has no idea what they are talking about.

I would advise that you bring to their attention that gravity is also "just a theory." Then test it by jumping up and down a few times with a smug look on your face.

I am seeing this and it is awesome.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

".22 rifles CANT kill you! I know because my brother shot me with one and it didnt leave a mark"

This annoyed my freind so much that he printed off the confirmation that you can be killed within at least 150 meters of it.

"Test tube babies are when girls use a test tube instead of a penis"

 

[habribo]

Anything about Twilight being a good story/book/series/movie. Ever.

Or about Kristen Stewart ever being a good actress, for that matter.

 

[bulletproof12]

i think i have a chance of winning.

teacher: godzilla is meant to be a mutated lizard from the atomic bomb

student: godzilla is real??!!

part 2

teacher: and we were having a space race to the moon (forgot some stuff)

same student: are there cows on the moon?

 

[darkless]

This happened monday i wont tell the story although bizarre and slightly amusing it would be off topic.

Police officer: Sorry you can't wheel a coffin down the street it's illegal
My "friend": It's not illegal how would you know?
Me and the five other people there: *Facepalm* Shut the hell up karl

i think everyone would like to hear you story on how you got into that situation.


wait it wasnt a funeral was it because i would feel sad =(

No it wasn't a funeral. We borrowed the coffin from a funeral home to be a prop in a play, when we tried to return it they told us they had no transport for it and the theatre wouldnt let us keep it there for another day, So the situation ended with us thinking of idea's to get the coffin back the funeral home. that's the short version .

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Just the other day a man tried to explain to me that even though he had taken a plastic bag to carry his booze, it was okay because he was saving the planet anyway.

His explanation? If you buy more Guinness you'll save the environment.

Naturally intrigued, I enquired more, but that was all he wished to say. Perhaps he thinks Irish beverages stop global warming? I don't know. I do admire him though; I wish I was that sure about anything.

No, you miss the logic.
Guinness=Irish=green=enviromentaly friendly.
Simple.