What is the most ridiculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about anything...

[DM master]

A girl at my school is like a plank shes that stupid.

They were disgussing the legal system in ethics and what happens when you pleed guilty. She decides to come out with "What if you dont pleed guilty" As if she had just found a massive loophole in the law..

 

[ssgt splatter]

A few years back, i installed a DVD burner in my cousin's PC. Next time i went to his place, he was burning a cd on his ancient cd burner, and not the new DVD burner (which had about 4x the CD-R write speed). When i asked him why he wasn't using the DVD burner for it, he told me that DVD burners can't burn cds.....

Wow, what a dumb ass

 

[ssgt splatter]

A girl at my school is like a plank shes that stupid.

They were disgussing the legal system in ethics and what happens when you pleed guilty. She decides to come out with "What if you dont pleed guilty" As if she had just found a massive loophole in the law..

oh my, heh heh heh, that's bad

 

[Simriel]

"Jesus was white because white is the colour of purity"

I never use internetspeak, but LOL.

"The holocaust didn't happen."

What?

I've heard that too. Pretty horrifying.

All your crazy American politicians who say crap like "It's called the theory of evolution, because it is only a theory"

Thanks buddy, the fact that we all descended from apes is wayyyy worse then we all came from the most incestuous family of all time.

Hey mom, you look hot today in that leaf.

If you knew right God made a compainion for Adam & Eves child

No. No he did not. Kane wandered in the waist, and came upon the kingdom of nod. The Chronicles of Nod where removed from the original Torah because its cotradicted the 'only one divine family' idea.

His name is spelled Cain. C-A-I-N. I have seen it spelled three wrong ways so far in this thread. Kane and Abel is a novel. Then again, so is Cain and Abel. That's right, I think it's all a bunch of hoo-hah, but I still know how to spell it.

It can be spelled Cain or Kain. It ain't actually important is it?

 

[ckam]

"If you think you're right, then you're right" - Douche
"So if I believed that bananas are red, then they are?" - Me
"Yes, to you it is. Therefore you are right." - Douche
<face-palm> - Me

 

[Ridergurl10]

I've had a couple interesting ones lately:

"Where in Illinois is Wisconsin?" I responded that Wisconsin was a separate state north of Illinois and she didn't believe me I finally convinced her so she finished by saying "Oh ok I must have been thinking of Michigan"

A totally different person asked one of my friends this: "What is it like being from another country" - my friend is from Alaska

Apparently the people I meet are really dumb and don't know anything about the country they live in, oh and I might mention that at the time both of these quotes were said these people were in college . . . yes I'm not kidding!

 

[seidlet]

'well i can't use tampons because i have to pee a lot.' - this girl was 21 years old - by the time you're 21, you should be legally required to know where pee comes out.

 

[Yokai]

A brief conversation that was held at my table in Spanish class:
Pegasus is that guy from Yu-Gi-Oh! --Slacker
No, no, he's the guy Hercules rides! --Druggie
Actually, Pegasus is a winged horse in a Greek myth that had nothing to do with Hercules. I think it carried around a guy named Bellerophon, who killed the Chimera. --Me
God, you're stupid. Walt Disney made up Pegasus. --Random girl walking past our table
Wait, now you've got it all wrong! There's no one named Bellerfon in Resistance!--Slacker

I weep for the future of our generation.

 

[Captain_Ne-San]

Chris Crocker telling everyone: "YouTube needs me" and "I am the Voice of a Generation."

Here's one I got while I was at my father-in-law Ed's house:
Ed: "Gays don't have kids."
Me: "They can adopt or maybe they have kids from a previous relationship."
Ed: "Gays don't have kids!"

 

[Bunnymarn]

Talking to a girl:

Me: "What letter does Edwardo start with?"
Her: "Umm..."
She thought about it for a minute and then answered:
Her: "K?"

 

[Fronken]

"It's harder to gain weight than to loose weight"

That is seriously the dumbest thing i have ever heard, without a doubt the most retarded thing i've ever had the misfortune to hear, and suprise suprise, it was a model saying it.

 

[Sevre]

Anything that has come out of Hannity's mouth deserves to be here.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Mate come round and watch the fast and the furious 4 its brilliant.

You cannot be serious the thrid one nearly killed me.

Naw man the action is fantastic.

why oh why did i listen to him.

 

[A Raging Emo]

My R.E teacher rfused to believe that the planets in our Galaxy orbit the sun. She is hype religeous, though, and I do know that lots of people think that the Earth is flat and that it is also the centre of the universe.

 

[Biek]

Some of the dumbest shit I heard was a christian claiming the planet was only 6000 years old and that dinosaurs were killed by the great flood.

 

[Alphavillain]

My friend at work recently said that Israel was part of Africa, which I suppose it is, in the same way as Russia is.

 

[Sparrow]

I'm going to cut and paste a MSN conversation I had a few weeks ago:

Idiot says:
but as i said im evil and yanks are stupid...not a good combo

Me says:
If they're so stupid, how come they ruled the world for the last fifty years?

Idiot says:
because they have all the money duh

Me says:
And how did they get this money?

Idiot says:
no one nos how they gotn it it just happend

I have whole insane convos with this guy...he believes the British Empire should come back because 'everyone was working together for the same goals'

Well... alot of people dislike America. He was probally just trying to say it without sounding like a complete moron. He obviously failed.

I dislike America because they're a bunch of meanies

Feel free to quote me for this thread.

 

[traceur_]

from the responses I've read I think the governments should create a unit in each of their countries to beat the stupid out of these people.

OT:

Global warming is a myth

My hometown (Ipswich, QLD) is in a volcano. *facepalm* just...just shut the fuck up Thorn.

 

[Sparrow]

Some of the dumbest shit I heard was a christian claiming the planet was only 6000 years old and that dinosaurs were killed by the great flood.

The earth isn't flat?! GTFO!