Recent content by Rudix

A motherfuckin' astronaut. I'll be pulling jokes like Chris Rock up on that yellow rock like it was the best christmas Mars had ever seen. Jokes involving racially loaded themes that would make Elton John look straight. I'd be the king of the world, or Mars atleast. And I would find peace.

I would use a gatling gun wit lazerz. And a sidearm for headshots to get extra cash.

Give a good guy/girl a break.

You know this creature right. It's kind of like a pig, but with wings and shit. It can't fly though. Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like a predator, but still, it's more like a pig. I guess it would bite you, but that's just love right? Anyway, this is my favorite mythological creature. I...

I'm listening to complete silence. My ears are numb after two days of drinking. I can barely hear what I'm thinking.

Hold that thought. Nope, don't got anything interesting to add.

Thanks for all the support so far guys! I had no idea so many would show interest in this personal conquest of mine! But I'm sorry to inform you that yesterday didn't turn out the way I thought it would. I'll tell the story for those still interested. The day started out feeding bread to...

Im gonna learn it today. That's my only job this whole day. I'm 2m tall and weigh 65kg, so if the sun gets blocked today, dont worry, it's just my toes. Peace.

You got it! Thanks alot :D Now im off to play.

Can't remember :/ But I doubt it was sold in the store.

Sorry 'bout that, forgot to mention it's not a flash game, and its only for PC. The kind of game that took about 150mb or something i guess.

Greetings. I recall an awesome zombie shooter game about 5 years back (maybe more?) where you got perks as you progressed. I really want to play it again but I can't seem to remember it's name. All I can remember is that it's bird-view and you start with a pistol. Not a big budget game, but...

vodka & battery. or just vodka.

I, evaluate the reason for producing a text. I, sometimes wonder if we are meant to be united and live freely among each other. I, wake up in the morning and think, I think of a better place. A place where kids can sing, the elders can relax, the people of the world can lean back and watch the...

I'd go back in time to when the sun were warm, the wind were my friend and the earth were inhabited by goodness and purity of heart. I'd bring a pair of pants, an embracing smile and a teary eye.