Affect one person's life

[Berethond]

Tell someone that their parents are dead.

What? Was that too grim?

Nope.
I was going to head for the "Kill everyone" line, but that would be too grim.

Change a professional trumpet-player's trumpet into a clarinet.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Make a wizard turn into solid gold

If he doesn't change, then I had better start the hunt for the golden Wizard statue.

 

[j0z]

Change a certain physically disabled genius' voice to that of a dalek.

Yes, this, but maybe make it so that he lives to be 1xx years of age, and is cured of whatever that disease is. Imagine what he might accomplish...

 

[A.I. Sigma]

Make the unluckiest and unhappiest person in the world the luckiest and happiest for the rest of their life.

 

[Neonbob]

Tell someone that their parents are dead.

What? Was that too grim?

Oh, AE.
I love you.
*hugs*

Give a McDonald's customer a Bacon-wrapped seared New York Strip with carmelized onions and a brandy peppercorn sauce when they ordered a Big Mac.

And that would be impressive.
Especially if it happened after they sat down.

I'd say...
Make an asshole piss salt.

 

[faceless chick]

Make everyone on earth black.

For the lulz, I guess.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Kill a certain douchebag my age who has peach fuzz, greasy hair, spends his days shouting racist crap at me, and constantly wears a Chuck Norris t-shirt.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Make a wizard become the next person he sees obedient slave.

Well that was hard.

 

[Rudix]

Give a good guy/girl a break.

 

[chefassassin2]

I'd say...
Make an asshole piss salt.

I think I may have to disagree with you for maybe the first or second time ever, Neon. I'd have to say make the asshole poo salt. Then you get the a-hole salting out their a-hole. The irony would be fun for me.

 

[brutus3933]

Give the maker of this wish limitless wishes.

 

[Neonbob]

I'd say...
Make an asshole piss salt.

I think I may have to disagree with you for maybe the first or second time ever, Neon. I'd have to say make the asshole poo salt. Then you get the a-hole salting out their a-hole. The irony would be fun for me.

True, but I was thinking about the pain it would cause them.
^_^

 

[RanD00M]

Tell someone that their parents are dead.

What? Was that too grim?

No.Just grim enough.

OT:I would give a house broken man a house.

 

[chefassassin2]

True, but I was thinking about the pain it would cause them.
^_^

Good point! Though if it were sea salt, that stuff would cause pain no matter where it was coming from.


Also OT-
Replace a d-bag's liver with a live, starving cat.

 

[A Weary Exile]

I'd give small woodland mammals certain long-range ballistic weaponry.

 

[siege_1302]

I'd say...
Make an asshole piss salt.

I think I may have to disagree with you for maybe the first or second time ever, Neon. I'd have to say make the asshole poo salt. Then you get the a-hole salting out their a-hole. The irony would be fun for me.

True, but I was thinking about the pain it would cause them.
^_^

Get creative guys! How about both?

I'd go for a complete reshuffle of existance, if possible. The vagueness will only serve to make things more interesting.

 

[Neonbob]

True, but I was thinking about the pain it would cause them.
^_^

Good point! Though if it were sea salt, that stuff would cause pain no matter where it was coming from.


Also OT-
Replace a d-bag's liver with a live, starving cat.

*shudders*
Oooooooh.
Ouch. And the cat I like.
Lots.

Get creative guys! How about both?

Hmm...that would be interesting, but then there would be a priority hurt.
If it's just one, it's going to be a pain that is always on their mind.

Make a sex offender's eyes pop out of his head every time he thinks about repeating an offense.

Or

Give a game designer the best game idea ever.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

True, but I was thinking about the pain it would cause them.
^_^

Good point! Though if it were sea salt, that stuff would cause pain no matter where it was coming from.


Also OT-
Replace a d-bag's liver with a live, starving cat.

*shudders*
Oooooooh.
Ouch. And the cat I like.
Lots.

Get creative guys! How about both?

Hmm...that would be interesting, but then there would be a priority hurt.
If it's just one, it's going to be a pain that is always on their mind.

Make a sex offender's eyes pop out of his head every time he thinks about repeating an offense.

Or

Give a game designer the best game idea ever.

I like the game designer one, although I'm sure many designers have genius concepts all the time, unfortunately they amy not see the light of day for reasons such as, "marketability"

With the sex offender one, they only have two eyes, so that punishment would only be good twice, but with no eyes, I guess you can't commit sex crimes anymore. huh.

 

[Stoic raptor]

give a child a zebra!!!!

 

[siege_1302]

Get creative guys! How about both?

Hmm...that would be interesting, but then there would be a priority hurt.
If it's just one, it's going to be a pain that is always on their mind.

Make a sex offender's eyes pop out of his head every time he thinks about repeating an offense.

Or

Give a game designer the best game idea ever.

Meh, just giving him the idea doesn't mean that the game will get made though. Or that the implementation of said idea will be good. Just means there's an idea.
Actually in retrospect that's probably better than no ideas being out there and getting Madden: The Next Iteration or Not Halo, Honest!

Also, the prospect of having salt drying up and crystallising in the urethra does not a happy though make.