Recent content by rwstiles

I'm going to rip off your head and puke down your throat. Anonymous

I'm gonna rip off your head and puke down your throat. Anonymous

Ceaseraphobia The fear of emperors (like your wife) controlling every aspect of your life. FAIL!

Well the Three Stooges of course. With Either Curley or Shemp playing the third stooge.

Books about society will always be a rational extension of some prevalent feature in our current society. 1948 was a time of great dictators, in terms of influence, and so the book is about the great dictator. Or shades of the "Holding Company," "Big Brother can be very easy to beat". You also...

To save a little puppy from a speeding bus, only to be run over, puppy and me, by a steamroller.

I'm 52. Jeezus you guys and ladies are young. I play games because my kids do and I want to understand what the fuck they are talking about. But I suck at it so, in principle, I'm just biting myself in the ass. Yours in crime, Flopmuffin

I think Roman Polanski should not only be sentenced for his conviction he should be forced to allow Whoopie Goldberg to rape him. I'm sure Whoopie would be more then willing to accomodate him if we just promised her that we understand she is an idiot

All I can say is that Yahtzee needs to cut back on his coffee consumption. You talk to fast dude. In these days of hurry up and blow it off, Yahtzee is the king!

Make them read the German philosopher Hegel a precursor to Karl Marx. His ideas are truly fucked-up. Basically that the nation is supreme and one realizes his potential by believing and following that precept. Hegel's sentences run on for paragraphs and are very difficult to decipher. Yeah make...

When "old yellar" gets his ass blown away, when you sit down on your cat and have your testicles scratched off, when your kids eat the last of the Hershey kisses, when you run over your dog, when your girlfriend tells you she's leaving you for your best friend, when you run out of beer, when the...

Drugs are bad for you mkay? But what is a drug. Is it merely Meth and other things that we have identified as bad because they are condemned by society? Isn't soda a drug? Isn't coffee a drug? And about smoking I can't smoke pot because it naturally creeps up in terms of my usage and becoming...

I used to rage quit a lot as a kid. As an adult, having bipolar disorder, I have rage quit a couple jobs but always when my boss has been a real asshole. I don't tolerate assholes very easily.

Remember your martial arts. As opponent strikes toward you you shift back while pulling on his thrown arm or leg. With leg, merely kick him hard in base leg which has all his weight with it. Kick in knee if you want permanent damage. For arm blow, slide to side, grab and extend offending arm...

Of course Rob cheats, it's in his very nature. To be disappointed in this merely shows your age and naivety in the laws of life. How do you think the wealthy got wealthy? Life is a sub-story and I am it's text know me and fear me for in reality of am really Sir Schmoopy.