Recent content by SanguiniusMagnificum

Isn't this the one where Queen Boudica of the Iceni invades Rome with an army of war elephants? Yeah, I think that I'll be skipping this one....

Seriously Diesel, stop shitposting. Most of your threads can be summarized by "I'm a PC elitist who's only played Stalker, Deus Ex and Half-Life. All other games suck because they're a) too accessible, b) too colourful and girly or c) have ironsights. Now tell me why I am right"

Err... none? I actually quite like the social norms and values of today and most of the bad ones already existed for a looong time.

I"ll only believe it when I can feel the subtle grooves of the game disc on the skin of my palms, see my reflection in in it and hear Lord Gaben whisper "It is real, Sanguinius. It is real..."

I once got very, very drunk on some cheap vodka and started singing Russian folk songs while wearing striped Adidas sweatpants and a black leather jacket. That was like the most Russian thing that I've ever done....

Well, one had an Australian accent and the other one didn't. Pretty simple stuff.

No no no no... you got it all wrong! You see, it's a "pre-sequel". So it's like a prequel but still a sequel. Or a sequel that's a prequel. Or both. Or neither. I don't know, but it's going to be awesome!

No, it would be a highly artistic, post-avant garde expression of all the ills that plague our society, delivered through the medium of non-interactive video gaming. Don't you dare call it "just a movie"!!!

Oh God, not again.... I, filthy console peasant, submit myself to the rule of the Glorious PC Gamer master race. ... ... Is that what you wanted to hear? Yes? All right, now go and do something productive instead of making the same old boring threads on the same old boring subject...

I'm actually starting to think that Ann Coulter is some kind of double quadruple sleeper agent that's actually working for a good cause. Kind of like Revolver Ocelot, only more Republican.

Err... I don't see how that comment is in any way relevant to this thread. Just my opinion. OT, I'm going to parrot the user above me. BF Hardline isn't trying to make some bold statement about the militarization of the police force and the moral implications of "soldier cops". They've just...

One of the biggest problems that a lot of people had with the Prequel Trilogy was that it was absolutely filled with horrible CGI, CGI that could be easily replaced and improved by practical effects. So yes, people want to see "puppets and tiny models" (yeah, that's not how all practical effects...

Pffff... bards. That's just some lowly entertainment for filthy serfs. I, like a real aristocrat, always have a Jesuit monk on stand-by to chronicle my glorious exploits!!! The epic tale of SanguiniusMagnificum the Third, Vanquisher of JoJo, will be read by historians for thousands of years!!!

So be it, old chum. I've already notified the coast guard to give me a call when they see a possibly deranged Brit trying to enter our national waters. A friendly fellow named Dirk will direct you to the field of battle. Bring two Golden Retrievers and a can of whipped cream.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!!! Now fite me irl, JoJo.