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Favourite series? Hmmm... probably Known Space by Larry Niven. Another good one is The Dark is Rising Sequence by Susan Cooper. EDIT: And of course, Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser by Fritz Leiber. Oh! And favorite book? Death in Holy Orders by P.D. James, or The Spine of the World by R. A...

I agree on this one. Drizzt is really boring. Salvatore's best books are interestingly enough near the end of the timeline, mainly The Sellswords trilogy and The Spine of the World. I had only read The Crystal Shard beforehand, but I found them really good and Wulfgar and Artemis Entreri are...

I'm only gonna reccomend two that people here haven't mentioned... 1. Ringworld by Larry Niven. This is pretty classic sci-fi, which is why I'm surprised it isn't heavily recommended. Written in 1970, it's basically about an expedition to a planet that is a giant ring around a star, but gets...

And here I was hoping we were going to discuss Peter Sellers' acting abilities... EDIT: Damn it! Ninja'd.

Why are frogs so good at building boats? Because they have lots of ribets. (Ribets, rivets? Get it? I'm awful.) Why do people not bring lizards on hikes? Because they are always dragon behind. (Dragon, draggin'? I'm really sorry about that one.) What did the bartender ask the sad-looking...

Why do people think pigs are apathetic? Because they always look boared. Geeze guys, you'd think we were sheep or wildebeest from the way we're all railing on Max. @Max: Seriously, bahhhd move coming in here. You simply gnu that we would have to do this. You should make like a tree and...

"This man is possessed by a demon and must be exorcised! Get a treadmill!" ...yeah, I made that one myself. I'm a terrible, terrible person.

I don't even know what our excuse is. I guess our rogue just has high enough diplomacy skills. (Real reason why that worked: As DM I'm allowed to cheat a lot, especially when the players want me to. =D)

I don't even know what our excuse is. I guess our rogue just has high enough diplomacy skills. (Real reason why that worked: As DM I'm allowed to cheat a lot, especially when the players want me to. =D)

In the game I'm DMing currently one of my players is a Gelatinous Cube Sorceror. That shouldn't work but it does. It does awesomely.

I dunno... my grandparents were in their 20's when they married and were married up until they died at like 75 and 78. So I guess 20-29 is certainly in range.

I could argue the same about Gears of War. Boo-hoo.

Humans do not have biceps twice the size of their head. That is all. Seriously, would you guys just give it a rest? Half you people complaining are just as obsessed about Gears of War as the referenced teenage girls are about Twilight. Anybody who enjoys Gears of War has no right to...

Probably the lobby scene from The Matrix, or the final showdown in The One when it's raining sparks and stuff.

And I don't like Gears of War. Yet I don't make forum topics about it all the time. Seriously, can people stop bitching about this?