Recent content by silverpimp

Curses! My Hazmat-Exterminator crime front idea has been stolen!

8 day old bodies go in the attic, any longer than a week and they go in the fridge. 8 day old bodies go in the attic. Anything longer than ten days goes in the fridge.

I'd put it next to the week old dead bodies in my garage.

Hehe, gonna go a bit retro on this one. 1. Star Soldier: Vanishing Earth 2. Final Soldier 3. Star Soldier 4. Soldier Blade 5. Super Star Soldier

A friend of mine recently bought Skyrim, played it for about 48 hours straight, and took it right back to store where he bought it. He said that if he was ever going to do anything productive ever again, he didn't need virtual heroin hanging around his house.

Told a bunch of "your mom" jokes to a guy who repeatedly told me his mom was dead for like six months until I realized he wasn't kidding.

Unlimited Power brand granola bars.

Dude, check out some Scorpions from their first couple of albums, where Uli Jon Roth still played guitar for 'em. It's probably more retro than you're used to, but it's pretty bad ass.

If anyone asked, I'd yell "EXTERMINATE!" and walk away.

"Where there is sexing, there shall be loving." - Alexander Hamilton

First boss of Quest 64. I was super under-leveled, and this was before I understood the concept of grinding, so after the fifth time I had my ass handed to me, I just said "F**K THIS!"

I avoid it, mostly due to the unpleasant THUMP THUMP THUMP BAPBAPBAP THUMP sounds.

Final Fantasy XIII - 2 Part 3, Episode 1 part 4, Junior.

I turned on my Atari 2600 for the first time. "SERIOUSLY? This looks NOTHING like the box art."

The Band: Magma The Song: Nebehr Gudhatt The Album: Mekanik Destruktiw Kommandoh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dsXoZ-KxUA