Recent content by Simiou

You would shoot a policeman, then steal his hat, then shit in it and mail it to his wife (and then steal it again).

Money. Just lots of money. Fuck world peace, they'd only mess it up.

Anyone who has watched the last episode of this show will know it was mental beyond compare. Im talking David Lynch style here. Like when you find out who No 1 is. Its just...bizarre.

Whenever you feel like it, is the obvious answer. No point getting drunk by someone elses rules. I occasionally start drinking within an hour of getting up, and some days I dont drink at all. But lets be honest, theres some days not worth staying sober for.

Neither. I dont believe in organised religion.

Not trying to insult you, but that's a little arrogant. The vast majority of people have messed around members of opposite sex. She probably went onto herself. Dont beat yourself up about it.

Nice one, have to say I didnt think it would work out, but good for you. On a personal note, went clubbing saturday and tried to chat up a girl, but didnt realise I was too wasted to talk coherently. She walked off mid 'sentance'. T'was a bummer...

Either do something really healthy like go for a run or push ups or something unhealthy like get drunk and eat a kebab. Not sugusting your into drugs of course but if you got a friend with some weed...that and a jason staham marathon is a pretty awesome way to kill time. Oh! Or take magic...

Theres not much point making a threat you cant follow up, because if they call your bluff you look stupid. My dad always said 'if your gonna threaten them you might as well punch them first, that way they know you're serious'. Nice guy...

Identity. Fantastically done.

My X-box broke down recently. Live in England but had to send it all the way to Germany to get it sorted...

Wow another bullshit pandemic. Im sure it'll add to the millions of people killed by bird flu...developed countries never really get hit by this kind thing, in a perverse way Im kinda hoping all the papers making such a massive fuss are right, the general public panicing amuses me.

Ha most of these things are pretty tame (not that thats a bad thing) and most of the worst once have some kinda of vague revenge thing going on. Personally Im the biggest liar and thief your'll ever meet. If one of my friends (especially my housemates) has something I want, I'll take it. Money...

Aldous Huxley, writer of Brave New World. As it says on his wikiquotes page "LSD, 100 micrograms I.M." His last words before dying, to his wife. She complied and he was injected twice before his death. Sorry for any confusion.

Pysically I have jet black and an average build and so...I look like any character with black hair pretty much. Mentally and emotionally I guess I'd say Toru Okada from The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, a novel by Haruki Murakami. Weirdly, whenever a friend recommends a book or film and says 'your'll...