Recent content by Soul137

No. but i would walk around in naught but a modest fig leaf and a drawing on my ass of a face such that my anus is smoking a classy pipe.

I think your all forgetting the biggest tragedy: RIP TV from '92

Jeremy Renner

my sidekick has the power to make his testicles incredibly dense. But it does put strain on his scrotum.

I can hover off the ground but only while urinating. The more I have to go the higher. I can also smoke a Newport 100 in 1 drag. the best one is that all blind asian women under 5' (NOT children) automatically want to fondle my earlobes.

you blew up my cheezburger asshole!

Alcohol Cannibis Nutmeg Salvia Mushrooms DXM Adderrall 2c-e JWH I'm gonna do more mushrooms soon. They are the fucking best. I hope i can do acid or mescaline in the near future.

Here are a couple i've heard of people doing. 1: Steal their cell phone, call international weather line or moviephone shit that costs like a buck a minute. Leave it on in your closet for a week. 2: While they are out super glue all of the plates to eachother and then the shelf, the sheets to...

The last mission in GTA4. A bunch of people were like "It's impossible. You have to jump into a helicopter." It fucking does it for you. I beat the whole thing on the first try.

1:Rip off the side and filled it with explosives and light them. 2: Office Space style. (If you haven't seen that movie go watch it... NOW!)

I always thought shine sprites were cute.

I find large rounds breasts and wet vaginas very attractive.

either blueberry, lemon poppy seed or banana nut

i actually am. it blows. Non latex condoms are so hard to find.

I'm in high school and therefor lack a bank account. For wallet cash: Anything under $10 is not that much anything $10-$30 thats some-good amount of money. Anything $30-$50 is "sweet I'm set." Anything over $50 is alot