Best way to destroy a Wii,

[DP155ToneZone]

Lightsabers and force-choke.

 

[Wargasm Soldier]

Any main reason why you want to just flat out destroy it? I mean, you shelled out money for it, you should either keep it or sell it instead of destroying it.

Perhaps I stole it, just for the sake of destroying it.

And besides, if a person wrongs you, you can either get rid of the problem (kill them), forget about it (not happening) or, MAKE THEM PAY! (torture)

Giving it away/selling it would just be like killing it, or forgeting about it, not going to happen.

I like the idea using bacon somehow.

BTW, I do not kill/torture people. Just an example.

suspisious much?

anyway, if you have a spare microwave handy tie some fireworks to the wii with salotape, and put it in the microwave

needless to say this is not safe, and if you do try it at least record it.

Chinese Water Torcher with acid. Or offer it as a saftey mat for a thermite demo.

EDIT: or put a rat in a metal bucket on top of it, heat said bucket so the rat eats through the Wii

Haha. Where is that rat scene from? I've seen it before.

2 Fast 2 Furious... That evil drug lord is torturing the cop for a 10 minute window for him to get his drugs through. Well something along those lines.

Edit: Dam didn't mean to quote that much, my bad people.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

beat it down with its own remotes. kinda like havin a bully make u punch urself to death.

 

[JoshGod]

piss on it

 

[Nazulu]

WOW, this thread is kinda Wii hate and it isn't at the same time, kinda funny. I have a Wii and I am disappointed with it as well as the game line-up but I still enjoy the old virtual console games I got on it so I'm keeping mine.

However the only way to destroy it's soul is to take it back where it was forged and throw it into the fire.

 

[Jeronus]

Hit with an Xbox 360 then hit again with a PS3. Then drop a high end, expensive PC on top of all of them. Voila! You know have the world's most expensive and only gaming salad.

 

[q12345678901234567890]

Napalm

Smash and burn with napalm

 

[havass]

MICROWAVE IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YpbuhhhoTg

someone tell me how to insert videos.

 

[Lord Monocle Von Banworthy]

A sledgehammer. Its impossible to feel upset with something when your smashing it with a sledgehammer. That is what I did to my old DS when the screen cracked and to my wicked old computers that I needed to dispose of.

I thought I was the only one who smashed computers with sledgehammers.

Shot one with a potato gun too.

 

[Soul137]

1:Rip off the side and filled it with explosives and light them.
2: Office Space style. (If you haven't seen that movie go watch it... NOW!)

 

[orangebandguy]

Attach rockets to it and let it take it's own course.

Should be interesting.

 

[Ben Legend]

A transformer in the disguise of a PS3 Skull F****** it...?

Will that do?

 

[Locko96]

The good ole' fashioned butcher knife should do. Or you could smash it against the wall. Even better, take another console that is superior and beat your Wii with said console.

 

[vodkainferno]

You don't. Leave it alone, play with other consoles in front of it. Drive it to depression, and nobody prescribes anti-depressants for consoles...

 

[Mutie]

Piss into the disk slot and shout "IRONY" as it short-circuits.

 

[ottenni]

From a distance. With a trebuchet.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Kill it! Kill it wit' FIRE!

Or have an xbox give it digital red ring herpes.

 

[ToxicPiranah]

From a distance. With a trebuchet.

Or use the trebuchet to send it a long distance

 

[ottenni]

From a distance. With a trebuchet.

Or use the trebuchet to send it a long distance

I LIKE the way you think.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Swap the hardware with a 360's and then get the RRoD?