Best way to destroy a Wii,

[Mcupobob]

give it to a homeless guy.

 

[e2density]

Can you get a hold of nuclear material?

 

[Nannernade]

Give it a gun and say, well... you know what to do...

 

[SsilverR]

show it every mario, sonic and bullshit remake game that's been made for it in one sitting .... it should commit suicide shortly after

 

[HollywoodH17]

Do a barrel roll!

Then send it to me.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

USE THE FORCE, LUKE!!!!

Practically I'd suggest a sledgehammer.

 

[SantoUno]

Force it to try and run a PS2 game.

Bet it can't even handle that.

 

[fletch_talon]

Buy 2 and bang them together.
Meanwhile I'll be happily playing the Nintendo games that your money helped fund.

 

[VGCATZ]

Place it it the Large Hadron Collider and wait for a Higgs boson to collide with it. The only downside is the the emergent universe would be entirely populated with nintendo characters, reducing you to the role of an NPC. But then again that could be interesting.....You could poké-block people trying to capture legendary creatures

 

[johnman]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

This, but what you do is pour a flamable liquid in though a vent or somthing then thorw a match down after. Then enjoy as it seemingly melts in on itself.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

CHAINSAW!
Or...

Put a red-glowing sword down the CD-opening and start twisting the sword, should do the job.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Sell it and give the money to charity, you evil bastard.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Twad]

I don't like the Wii.

I mean, sure, great Technology, etc etc. But I just don't like it.

So, what's the best way to destroy one?

Destroy it? A waste of money, sell it.

 

[fenderstrat]

.357 magnum

 

[NeutralDrow]

Prayer. Definitely.

 

[RanD00M]

The best way to destroy it, is the same thing you use to destroy everything else in the best way possible.

<color=Red>FIRE!!

 

[RanD00M]

Force it to try and run a PS2 game.

Bet it can't even handle that.

Seeing your avatar, I would have guessed that you would have said "Throw it to the ground!".

 

[zauxz]

Dropping it out of an aircraft.

Dropping an aircraft on it.

Dropping an aircraft out of an aircraft on it?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Dropping it out of an aircraft.

Dropping an aircraft on it.

Dropping an aircraft on it then dropping the sky on the aircraft.