Best way to destroy a Wii,
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Take it to a privately owned firearms range, and put a few rounds through it. I imagine it'll explode spectacularly.
take the guts of a chainsaw and fashion it into a chainsword get some robes draw some imperial aguillas on them and then yell as loud and as fearsome as you can "DIE FOUL HERETICAL DEVICE OF THE DARK GODS" then set at with previously assembled chainsword whilst letting out the greatest roar of fury in your little life.
alternatively you could just throw it at a wall, whatever floats your boat.
alternatively you could just throw it at a wall, whatever floats your boat.
Why destroy my bacon minions? What's the bacon done to you???grimsprice said:
OT: Umm... Barf on it, let the acid slowly eat its way through the electrical components. (Optional: record someone screaming to accompany the deed)
No, think bigger. How about destroying Nintendo by not buying a Wii? Start a massive boycott...get your friends and family to participate and let the thing go viral. Maybe if you're lucky Nintendo will go bankrupt by the end of 2010. Imagine the world-wide gratitude hardcore gamers will have for you. You'd get medals and statues and probably a place in the Guiness Book of Records. "The man who brought down Nintendo" or "Nintendo-slayer", whatever you prefer. That's like the most awesome achievement ever.Jubbsy said:
But then you'd have to employ bodyguards...to avoid getting lynched by hysterical Mario, Zelda, Metroid fans. I think hardcore gamers would make excellent bodyguards (all that FPS experience).
Ahum..sorry...got carried away
I think I see a flaw in the plan. Wouldn't all those fans who are willing to kill for Nintendo just keep it afloat with money?Manji187 said:No, think bigger. How about destroying Nintendo by not buying a Wii? Start a massive boycott...get your friends and family to participate and let the thing go viral. Maybe if you're lucky Nintendo will go bankrupt by the end of 2010. Imagine the world-wide gratitude hardcore gamers will have for you. You'd get medals and statues and probably a place in the Guiness Book of Records. "The man who brought down Nintendo" or "Nintendo-slayer", whatever you prefer. That's like the most awesome achievement ever.Jubbsy said:
But then you'd have to employ bodyguards...to avoid getting lynched by hysterical Mario, Zelda, Metroid fans. I think hardcore gamers would make excellent bodyguards (all that FPS experience).
Ahum..sorry...got carried away
well there is the traditional way qwith an ax or napalm but i say let gravity be your friend
go to a really tall building and toss but before you let go tell it that you will never amount to anything and i always enjoyed your older systems such as the NES and why can't you be more like him? and then let gravity do all the work!
go to a really tall building and toss but before you let go tell it that you will never amount to anything and i always enjoyed your older systems such as the NES and why can't you be more like him? and then let gravity do all the work!
I think I just saw a glimpse of True Greatness.Manji187 said:No, think bigger. How about destroying Nintendo by not buying a Wii? Start a massive boycott...get your friends and family to participate and let the thing go viral. Maybe if you're lucky Nintendo will go bankrupt by the end of 2010. Imagine the world-wide gratitude hardcore gamers will have for you. You'd get medals and statues and probably a place in the Guiness Book of Records. "The man who brought down Nintendo" or "Nintendo-slayer", whatever you prefer. That's like the most awesome achievement ever.Jubbsy said:
But then you'd have to employ bodyguards...to avoid getting lynched by hysterical Mario, Zelda, Metroid fans. I think hardcore gamers would make excellent bodyguards (all that FPS experience).
Ahum..sorry...got carried away
It was beautiful, so very, very beautiful.
Hmm... I have no experience at killing a wii, its easier to destroy a 360, play on it and voilá! You sould call the wii-exterminators! Their called "The Woo".
Cover a game disk with napalm, light it on fire, insert it into the slot, and watch the Wii burn from the inside out.
