Best way to destroy a Wii,

[CoziestPigeon]

If you have the money to destroy one just because you don't like it, for the love of God go do something better with that cash. Donate to Haiti, donate to cancer/aids research, donate to homeless shelters or orphanages.

But, I'm just guessing here, OP likely doesn't have that kinda money, but is just a 12 year old looking for internet attention.

 

[dududf]

Have Yahtzee review it.

 

[DemonicVixen]

I don't like the Wii.

I mean, sure, great Technology, etc etc. But I just don't like it.

So, what's the best way to destroy one?

Ever considered not buying one to destroy or else just dont go near one.

 

[vorlors]

plug it into a car battery and watch the sparks

 

[jh322]

whatever you do, please video it.

Personally, I'd like to see something simple, yet effective, like going to an orphanage and offering it to the kids, then just as they're about to grab it, throw it on the floor and jump up and down on it.

I fucking hate kids.

 

[thom_cat_]

MICROWAVE IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YpbuhhhoTg

someone tell me how to insert videos.

Just quote me and see

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Send it to Frumpy Mom.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Wow, you people really have no respect for the Wii and it's two, maybe three decent games.

OT: Quietly unplug the thing, put it in a box, and ship it to somebody who would want it.

This being if I didn't want mine, which I do.

 

[snow]

The best way to destroy the wii, would be to get 2 of your buddies, and act out that scene from office space...

 

[chaostheory]

Dip it in Liquid Nitrogen then smash it.

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Just follow the instructions... urinate on it then turn it on, shouting "Play that game, B%$&@"

 

[Brad Shepard]

An axe.

Napalm

Both...

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... At the same time...

...

... With bacon on top.

Too... much... MANLINESS!!!!

HURGH!

I say kill it with kindness...

or a good old fasion sledge hammer works too...

 

[Steeveeo]

Nintendo products are NOTORIOUS for being hard to kill.

My suggestion?

Smash it with another Wii. The two nigh-indestructible bricks should cancel each other out and make them both annihilate in an fantastic anti-matter explosion.

...Or they'll just bounce off, I dunno.

 

[Lullabye]

Wow, you people really have no respect for the Wii and it's two, maybe three decent games.

Spoiler: Oh just shut up you goddamned wii hippie son of....a....hmmmmm............

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Wow, you people really have no respect for the Wii and it's two, maybe three decent games.

Spoiler: Oh just shut up you goddamned wii hippie son of....a....hmmmmm............

Thank you sir, that just made my day

 

[RivFader86]

pee on the wii

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Fire and flames.

 

[DustyDrB]

Kidnap Shigeru Miyamoto's daughter and tell him the only way he'll get her back is to destroy the World Wii Reserve. Of course, the danger here is that Miyamoto will track you down and strangle you with the Wiimote/Nunchuck combo.