Recent content by Soviet Razor

Except for pages selling Soviet army razors, yeah, pretty much.

Russians and their drinks. My dad, his dad, his mum, uncle Pyotr, auntie Katie, the other Russians around town, all drink like fish, and you know, how half of the nation is drowning in vodka.

Fluent English, fluent French, retard Russian and German.

I know, I've beaten it 11 times. If you want, it can be a long game of around 30-40 hours, but it'll be a long game of very boring and samey side quests.

Whenever the textures don't load on an Unreal engine game, I can hear the immersion break like a twig.

Yes, you're the wind tunnel to my skydiving.

CoD6 was waaaay too short for 80 bucks. And I love Mass Effect with all my heart but I agree, the main story can be beaten in around 10 hours or less. The news that ME2 comes on 2 discs is very welcome if you ask me.

Um, one time when I picked up the sniper rifle in Halo 3 I wasn't shot in the back and insulted by my teammates, but rather told to jump in a Mongoose so I could be taken to a good sniping spot. Which I was. It was kind of nice, actually.

I'm a communist atheist in a family filled with Christians and businessmen. Christmas and Thanksgiving are awwwwkkwaaaaard. In order to actually contribute to the thread, I also make ridiculous faces when I doodle or draw, which is fine when I'm doodling in my room, not so when I look like...

Thanks.

I try not to watch many terrible films, but for me it's sort of a tie between: Norbit was trite, stupid shit, that nobody liked and nobody spoke about. And Twilight was just a very very very boring movie about a very very very boring book that, still being in high school, I hear about nearly...

"Wierd" irks me to no end. Also, when people write "I should of" instead of "I should have", I yell at them inside my head for being a moron.

I like to talk to myself. I don't have schizophrenia, it just helps me organize my thoughts. Doesn't stop weird looks, though.

Well, I like FPS' and Western RPGs, plus the Xbox 360 came out first. And the PS3's games don't really interest me that much.