Normal to you but weird to everyone else

[2012 Wont Happen]

I like to talk to myself. I don't have schizophrenia, it just helps me organize my thoughts. Doesn't stop weird looks, though.

I talk to myself all the time! Mutual awkwardness high five!

I pee in the showers at the gym know one gets the fact that its going down the drain anyway so it doesn't matter.

Not all the water goes down the drain. The floor is wet afterward. Likewise, people will be standing in your pee.

OT:

I'm a socialist, which is socially unacceptable here in the states

I don't eat meat, which people interrogate me about

I agree with George Carlin that "there are no bad words, only bad intentions". Most people tend to see that as flawed, as they accept the social pretext that words like "fuck" are inherently bad.

 

[Enigmers]

I have a Rube Goldberg way of describing things, which basically means I use big words to describe simple things. For example, if someone says "I'm a girl , it's okay for me to be loud" I respond with something like "So your lack of a Y-chromosome completely justifies the discomfort you cause with an unnaturally high decibel level during regular conversation?"

I'm not trying to confuse people to make them feel stupid (with one exception, my crazy foreigner math teacher, who is a crazy foreigner in the least entertaining way) I just do it to make things a little more interesting.

 

[roflchopter]

i like to eat grilled peanut butter and pickle sammiches. mmmm. WITH a tall glass of milk of course!

 

[Soviet Razor]

I'm a socialist, which is socially unacceptable here in the states

I'm a communist atheist in a family filled with Christians and businessmen. Christmas and Thanksgiving are awwwwkkwaaaaard.

In order to actually contribute to the thread, I also make ridiculous faces when I doodle or draw, which is fine when I'm doodling in my room, not so when I look like I'm having a stroke in the middle of math class.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Sometimes, on long road trips, I pretend there is a little man running alongside the car, jumping over obstacles.

This is weird yes?

Holy shit. I do the exact same thing. Sometimes he slays imaginary monsters and chops down scenery with an axe though...

Haha, awesome BOTH of those! Mine also has a rocket skateboard for grinding on power lines
I also talk to inanimate objects. Lifts, computers, food, air...

EDIT: Also when I write notes and reminders on my hands or post-its they are written to me.

Like "You need to remember to book train tickets for tomorrow" people tell me thats weird.

 

[ryanxm]

everything

you know like jumping from stuff when i get bored....im so weird

 

[Piotr621]

I like to talk to myself. I don't have schizophrenia, it just helps me organize my thoughts. Doesn't stop weird looks, though.

Same. Do it all the time during Maths. I also eat strawberries together with noodles, a fact which draws weird looks from all around me.

 

[KaiserBear]

I line up my money in my wallet from small to big bills. Not so weird, except that I HAVE to line them facing the same way.

Anyone who has ever worked a cash register does this.

Edit: I've also been known to eat onions like apples, after I peel them... sometimes with a little mustard.

 

[B0BX]

The word "unibrow." I use it, but apparently it isn't a word.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I touch everything 5 times, and if it doesn't feel right I do it again till it does.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'm a socialist, which is socially unacceptable here in the states

I'm a communist atheist in a family filled with Christians and businessmen. Christmas and Thanksgiving are awwwwkkwaaaaard.

In order to actually contribute to the thread, I also make ridiculous faces when I doodle or draw, which is fine when I'm doodling in my room, not so when I look like I'm having a stroke in the middle of math class.

I'm a socialist agnostic

You're a communist atheist

I'm just a somewhat less extreme version of you it would seem hahaha.

 

[Soviet Razor]

I'm a socialist agnostic

You're a communist atheist

I'm just a somewhat less extreme version of you it would seem hahaha.

Yes, you're the wind tunnel to my skydiving.

 

[rhyno435]

That norm is a first kiss at 11 I think (maybe 13) and that I haven't even been hugged by a non family related girl as of yet
=D yay

Yeah this confuses me too. I haven't been kissed my a girl and I'm being told that I'm missing out, oh yeah dating at 14 big fun. I had nobody to hug in the hallways or to tell my baww stories to boo hoo.

I too am in the same boat as you, and I'm 15. Too busy with school work anyways.

 

[silentsentinel]

Taking a bath with my laptop.

Why does nobody think that's sane?

You have a waterproof laptop? Or are you just extremely careful?

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I keep track of how much I eat, and the carbs/protein/fat of what I eat. I have dozens of spreadsheets for daily eating plans (example: Monday - Work and Boxing, Cutting weight, or Saturday - MMA Class, Bulking up).

I also weigh myself every day, measure my waist, check a body fat calculator on the internet, and type the results in a Wordpad file on my computer.

I live in a college residence, and I don't smoke, and rarely drink.

Spoiler: Some Food Ideas

I eat canned tomato beans, take some of it and put it in a sandwich, then add spinach, chicken, and cheese.

I pour about a cup and a half of Vector cereal into a cup, throw in a few teaspoons of yogurt, then mash the two together and eat it.

I've been eating pasta with bananas ever since I had teeth, its so natural to me, yet weird to everyone else. Do you have something, cultural or personal, that is second nature to you but nobody understands?

I totally need to try that the next time I have pasta.

I pee in the showers at the gym know one gets the fact that its going down the drain anyway so it doesn't matter.

I do that, too.

Sometimes, on long road trips, I pretend there is a little man running alongside the car, jumping over obstacles.

And that.

 

[Nerdfury]

People find it weird that I have a USB drink warmer and a USB drink cooler. People are always, in that accusing or suspicious tone of voice, asking me if I'm a nerd/geek. I am, but how is it so weird that a man likes to keep his coffee hot and his other drinks nice and cool at work?

Another thing that people find weird is my collection of outerwear. I have more coats, jackets and hoodies than I have any other kind of clothing. It's a mild OCD thing where I hate overstuffing my pockets, and so invest in different kinds of outer layers to add new pockets, while meeting needs for different numbers of extra pockets, different levels of temperature and different levels of dress.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

That norm is a first kiss at 11 I think (maybe 13) and that I haven't even been hugged by a non family related girl as of yet
=D yay

How old are you? Most teenagers on this forum havent been kissed, chilax man.

 

[kinetix271]

I like holding conversations with people in other vehicles while I'm at a stop light.

 

[SimuLord]

I like holding conversations with people in other vehicles while I'm at a stop light.

*rolls down window*

Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[Everian]

Apparently i do slight head movements when im talking to someone. Never noticed it myself till my superviosr at works decides to point it out by talking to me with exagerated Head movment.