Recent content by SqueeFactor

Nyan cat. -trollface-

stand at the top of the stairs in GTA IV and just walk in front of/push people down the stairs to watch the fleshy slinky scream.

im a long time user of turtle beaches, aye. awesome headset. but check out the Triton website tho, in many ways above TB. http://www.trittontechnologies.com/ ED: http://www.trittontechnologies.com/index.php/products/gaming_audio_technology/ax-pro/

spend way too much time on my hair, hair several hair care products, even more facial treatments and sing to the female parts of songs i know. i also coordiante my outfits... i mean FOOTBALL! CHICKS AND... MEAT!

OOH PICK ME. I've been working at Gamestop for two years now and actually just got off - GOOD TIMING SIR. Here's what you pretty much have to know in a nutshell- 1. Salesmanship, or, repeating yourself to fifty customers a day like a broken record about the benefits of reserving games and the...

Fact. That's where the words fly.

HOLY DAMNIT my world was just completed. I'm saving this answer.

Toast lovers everywhere. Enjoy your poptart, I'ma eat bread like a MAN.

Why DOES the toast always land butter side down? Is there some sort of scientific answer for this? I wanna know.

I don't think so, let's clear that now. It seems that when girls hop onto an online game, many of the responses from the male majority are sexist, rude, or tasteless. Then (so i've heard) they're flooded with friend requests because THERES A GURL ONLINE SHOOTING PPL OMFG SHE MUST BE HAWT. Why...

THATS the answer i've been looking for

So apparently i'm not the only one who experienced some strange happenin's in the past couple nights on Modern Warfare 2 on XBL. Some ground war and team deathmatch games had some peculiarities with them, including Domination games with no score limit or Deathmatch matches with infinite ammo...

Ladies and Gentlemen of The Escapist, hear this man! Cut down in his prime by a vengeful better half for his culinary preferences! Morning Pizza is perfectly acceptable- nay! It is a staple of AMERICA! Morning Pizza is so many things! It is not just a meal, or a hasty substitute for a more...

i know i'll probably get the community whip for this, but DDR. No, seriously. I've been playing it for almost 9 years (i'm almost 21, and not so much over the last 2 years) and i've kept off AT LEAST fifteen pounds with it. yeah, the new ones suck and the really j-poppy songs can make your ears...

i'm definetly affected. i work at gamestop. it used to suck but now im bankin ^^